Pick one Heavyweight in history to back you up in a bar fight

I would pick sugar Nikolai Valuev. No one would mess with you just based off looks alone.

 

Also, a good pick for who wins ! Quarry for me, a little bit more smarter.

 

Mike Tyson

 

I would probably take Larry Holmes along as backup in case the bar fight escalates to the outside car park where Larry could prove to be the decisive difference between winning and losing with his trademark launched double footed attacks from the roof of the cars.

 

Sullivan and Dempsey .. two guys that had tons of them ..

 

I believe Two Ton aslo moonlighted as a bouncing castle at kid’s parties between fights.

Some of those poor kids have yet to fall back down to earth.

“Two Ton Tony’s Terror Castle” also proved itself as a great substitute for medicine ball training for toughening up Tony’s ol’ swollen one pack.

Aside of course from the parents of the kids who have yet to return from their apparent orbits - other parents weren’t too pleased with Tony often saying “I’ll moida the little bums!”

Tony’s homicidal expression was often heard when some less coordinated kids strayed south of the clearly marked borders on Tony’s expansive belly, only to plant a jump square on Galento’s family jewels.

Immediately following that, the kids were treated to the uproariously funny party game - “Watch Tony chase the kid and try and kill him.”

Don’t stress folks, the offending “kid” was always unharmed, Tony himself, always collapsing in a heaving heap shortly after the pursuit was initiated, every kid in Tony’s post game eyes being the “ fastest kid alive”.

 

I'm sticking with my guy Randall Tex Cobb plus the Tijuana Tornado for good measure