PolSat Sport: Piotr Gudel vs. Viktor Kotochigov & Michał Cieślak vs. Youri Musafu Kalenga RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    This is my current situation ...

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    Having to use both hands for typing, without gripping the overhead rails (on which any space to grab is unavailable anyway) while my train lurches violently every few seconds, causing the ratchet middle-aged ghetto-fabulous hood-rats flanking me to swing their knockoff gucci purses distractingly into both of my elbows...boxing me in with their puffy jackets and getting their nasty stink of Chanel and Popeye's all over me...
     
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  2. CST80

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  3. Max Thunder

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    Isn't Cieslak a bit of a twat? Wouldn't mind if Kalenga kayos him.
     
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  4. CST80

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    Round 1 Cieslak 10-9, close

    Kalenga co,es charging out, Cieslak nails with with two rights, Kalenga corners him on the ropes for a second, Cieslak fights off, same sequence happens again, Cieslak holds, Kalenga landing overhands, Cieslak firing back with overhands of his own, Cieslak controlling range better now, nailing Kalenda with rights, Kalenga pins him on the ropes again, Cieslak fights off with two rights, Cieslak blocking or catching a lot of Kalenga's wild over hands and counter with hooks.
     
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  5. CST80

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    Just checked, two Aries, this could turn into something horrifically violent.:clapclap:
     
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  6. IntentionalButt

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    Round 1

    Both having periods of success with straight volleys up top and uppercuts on the chest, driving each other into the ropes. Kalenga looking a bit wilder in his offensive forays. Cieślak the only man to make intermittent contact with his left hook, and jabs well in the final minute, taming Kalenga

    10-9 Cieślak
     
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  7. CST80

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    Round 1 Cieslak 10-9, close
    Round 2 Cieslak 10-9

    Cieslak looking to counter off the ropes as Kalenga charges in winging in looping overhands, most being caught or parried by Cieslak, Cieslak countering in combination now, walking Kalenga into one twos, Cieslak lands a chopping overhand, Kalenga's shots being blocked, he's fighting like a wildman, they trade bombs at the bell.
     
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  8. IntentionalButt

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    Round 2

    Cieślak really well in control working off the jab now, calm and collected...all wild chops and full-body swivels off balance with big looping wing-and-prayer shots by Kalenga, just hoping to land a stray accidental KO bomb ...

    20-18 Cieślak
     
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  9. CST80

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    Round 1 Cieslak 10-9, close
    Round 2 Cieslak 10-9
    Round 3 Cieslak 10-9

    Cieslak had a nice first minute, tagging Kalenga with bombs, the second minute they settled down and stared at each other a lot, Cielslak nails him with some wicked one twos and left hook counters off the ropes in the last minute.
     
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  10. IntentionalButt

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    Round 3

    Kalenga has relaxed somewhat, trying a double jab pawed upwards basically just to set up his big scything right hands. Cieślak swaying back to make him miss and countering with jabs & straight rights on the face and sneaky body hooking combos while navigating the ropes.

    30-27 Cieślak
     
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  11. IntentionalButt

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    Youri wheezing on his stool. Early yet...
     
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  12. CST80

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    Round 1 Cieslak 10-9, close
    Round 2 Cieslak 10-9
    Round 3 Cieslak 10-9
    Round 4 Cieslak 10-9

    Kalenga swinging for the fences in spurts, but Cieslak is ready for all of them, he covers up and is countering inbetween flurries, CIeslak keeping him behind his jab, Kalenga still hoping for a hail Mary bomb to connect flush, Cieslak jabbing and following up with looping ugly rights of his own, Cieslak also switching between southpaw and orthodox to further confuse Youri. A hook from Cieslak late seemed to knock Kalenga off balance a little.
     
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  13. IntentionalButt

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    Round 4

    Good deal of lateral movement from Cieślak, his strategy now seems to be to exacerbate Kalenga's fatigue making him plod in hapless gun-slinging pursuit. Nice counter jabs by Cieślak, occasionally following up with a right cross buried into the side of Kalenga's neck after trotting a semicircle around him. Kalenga tentative now, loading up on his looping shots, telegraphing and missing as Cieślak picks him off with counters from the ropes.

    40-36 Cieślak
     
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  14. IntentionalButt

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    Round 5

    Really disappointing effort by the former contender, he really seemed to expect Cieślak to go rock 'em sock 'em robots to give him a fighting chance, and brought no plan B. Cieślak not even boxing extraordinarily well, but well enough to look like SRL next to this version of Kalenga. Landing jabs, 1-2s and long coal-stoking body shots from either stance, going southpaw at times. Kalenga only managing to rough him up in the clinches and seems to land a headbutt, which sadly is the hardest blow he connects all round.

    50-45 Cieślak
     
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  15. CST80

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    Round 1 Cieslak 10-9, close
    Round 2 Cieslak 10-9
    Round 3 Cieslak 10-9
    Round 4 Cieslak 10-9
    Round 5 Cieslak 10-9

    Cieslak sinking a hard jab to the stomach of Kalenga, evidently he noticed the wheezing too, more jabs up top, looping hook to the ribs of Kalenga, Cieslak switching stances effortlessly, ref calls time, calls a headbutt I think, Cieslak goes in lands several looping hooks, pulls back, looking to counter some more. Ref warns Cieslak for holding Kalenga's head down I think.
     
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