Prediction - Ruiz Jr vs Tyson Fury for all the belts!

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  1. tylerdurden

    tylerdurden It's OK to have beliefs, just don't believe them Full Member

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    AJ has no answer for "The Destroyer's" speed. He will lose the rematch.
    Due to contractural delays, Ruiz Jr will start eating.
    He will pummel a couple of pretender Cruisers (Usyk etc.) with his ever expanding girth, whilst retaining his magical speed.

    IF Deontay beats ancient heart patient Ortiz, he gets to fight Fury (who meanwhile is fighting bums and getting paid millions)
    Fury will not only school DW again, he will knock him out.
    350lb Fury would batter (literally) Ortiz if that ever came to pass.

    After their victories, "The Destroyer" and "The Gypsy King" both have personal troubles and engage in a bizarre new form of mutual training camp, trying to eat more than the other (including a world-famous hot dog promo)
    In the end, due to his larger frame, the 466lb Fury will shade the 385lb Ruiz in a sweaty, fat-rolled, hug-fest, filled with outbursts of boxing brilliance, which will be called one of the greatest HW fights of all time

    It will start the phrase - "A good big fat man will always beat a good small fat man"

    Obesity is currently considered an "Epidemic".
    Maybe - it is "Evolution"
     
  2. enqwert

    enqwert New Member Full Member

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    Easy win for fury. He can keep the distance and simply out boxes ruiz whole fight.
     
  3. rayrobinson

    rayrobinson Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Tyson stops him late in a one sided massacre.
     
  4. Up the gut

    Up the gut Active Member banned Full Member

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    Stop reading after this lol
     
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  5. tylerdurden

    tylerdurden It's OK to have beliefs, just don't believe them Full Member

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    lol - i wasn't expecting you to get that far
    People these days have such a short attenion sp...
     
  6. bandeedo

    bandeedo Loyal Member Full Member

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    i approve this message.
     
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