Predictions for 2015.

Floyd does a Playboy shoot and shows the world his legit manjayjay.

 

one prediction I will make is Floyd will hit anther woman and go to jail to avoid manny pacquaio

 

Pretty good lol

 

http://www.boxingforum24.com/showthread.php?p=16740851&posted=1#post16740851

:deal

 

what the................

 

Lower weight classes except Flyweight: Will continue to be a clusterf*ck of midgets named sh*t like Excitement Fast Car Pyongdonggym and no lineal champions will be crowned.

112: Roman Gonzalez will fight Sosa, Viloria, Segura, and Estrada, stopping them all in 4 FOTY/KOTY of the year candidates.

122: Frampton/Quigg/Santa Cruz will continue to call themselves champions while making excellent fights with each other and openly declining to take a shot at Rigondeaux. Rigondeaux will bounce around the Asian circuit fighting people you've never heard of at 5am for sh*t money and steadfastly refuse to move up in weight because "f*ck 'em, I'm Rigondeaux."

Meanwhile...: Somewhere in Eastern Europe, an unkempt, fully-bearded Richard Schaeffer will sit in his tighty-whities and stained wife-beater in a dark motel room watching black-and-white Westerns surrounded by empty Steel Reserve cans, half-eaten Chinese takeouts, and one or two passed out crack *****s as he bides his time til the expiration of his non-compete clause. His journal from this time period, full of odd occult writings, abstract sketches of ODLH being eaten by demonic wolves, and detailed accounts of his experiences with psychedelic drugs will be updated daily and preserved in a locked briefcase.


126: Mares will KO Gonzalez on the same card that Lomachenko outpoints Gradovich. Walters will KO Vetyeka. Lomachenko will outpoint Mares, followed by Walters to secure his candidacy for Fighter of the Year.

130: Nothing will happen and nobody will care.

135: Figueroa will be maneuvered into the lineal title at 135. Mikey Garcia will return halfway through the year with a stay-busy win before unseating Figueroa late in the year.

Meanwhile...: Speculation will arise in the mainstream boxing media that Al Haymon is not a real person, but a figment of Floyd Mayweather's lonely imagination that nobody ever had the heart to tell him didn't exist. It will be said that according to sources with inside knowledge of the situation, the Al Haymon myth was perpetuated by those close to Floyd in order to keep him happy until the powers-that-be realized that they could make free money by "signing" fighters to "Al Haymon." Along with Schaeffer and Espinoza, only those closest to Floyd knew of this, but they disappeared one-by-one, the last of them (a woman named Sunshine'iqua who was employed by Floyd since 2009 to put toothpaste on his toothbrush each morning) having not been heard from since early 2015. Multiple fighters will give interviews claiming that their only contact with "Al Haymon" was twice a year over a pay phone at a laundromat in Albuquerque, where they were told by a distorted mechanical voice that "everything has been taken care of" and to "remember who to thank in the interview."

140: Danny Garcia will beat someone even worse than Salka before moving up to 147 in late 2015 to lose to Bradley. Crawford will beat Matthysse, Peterson, and Provodnikov on his way to the lineal title. Broner will beat Lundy, Dulorme, and Postal. Herrera will lose a robbery to Vargas.

147: Rios will beat Alvarado so badly that Alvarado will retire and try his hand at MMA. Khan will defeat Guerrero and find a way not to fight Brook until late 2015, when he will lose a close decision. Marquez will retire. Bradley will rematch Chaves and Provodnikov, winning 2 close ones and losing 27 IQ points. He will end the year by beating Danny Garcia convincingly. Thurman will defeat Maidana and Porter. Mayweather will be beaten (and floored) by Pacquiao in a somewhat controversial decision. The second fight will be the highest-grossing thing that ever happened in the world and Mayweather will beat Pacquiao in a somewhat controversial decision. The rubbermatch in 2016 will destroy the stock markets and banking systems worldwide, causing the Great Depression of 2016. Mayweather will lose everything and begin selling crack. Pacquiao will lose everything and begin selling donuts. (I believe Pacquaio will win the rubbermatch).

154: Charlo/Charlo/Trout/Lara/Andrade/Molina/Smith will combine for a series of fights so mind-numbingly boring and inconclusive that fans will call for the removal of all the nontraditional weight classes. This movement will gather momentum through 2016 when it will finally triumph.

160: Alvarez will knock out and retire Cotto. Golovkin will knock out Murray, Lee, and Alvarez before moving to 168 to KO Froch, who will retire.

168: Froch will defeat Chavez before being stopped by Golovkin and retiring. Groves will defeat Anthony Dirrell and lose a rematch to DeGale. DeGale will retire Sturm. Kessler will return and defeat Abraham and Steiglitz before being retired by DeGale. Ward will return midway through the year, defeating Gilberto Ramirez and disappearing until 2017.

175: Kovalev will stop Pascal in a good fight. Stevenson will stop Mohammedi. Hopkins will defeat Braehmer and Pascal. Kovalev will stop Stevenson. Toward the end of the year, Kovalev will be forced to vacate one of his belts. Hopkins will fight for it against a TBD opponent in early 2016 to end his career on a title win.

200: Huck will defeat Hernandez. Drozd will defeat Lebedev. Many insignificant fights will take place.

200+: Klitschko will KO Jennings, Fury, and somebody else. Stiverne will KO Wilder. Povetkin will defeat Perez and Stiverne. Anthony Joshua will pose for Playgirl with Anthony Ogogo.

Meanwhile...: The Cold War between SHO and HBO will end. Teddy Atlas will get mad at judges and criticize prospects for not being ATGs. The 2012 Olympians from the US and UK will continue to be treated like delicate little flowers. PPV will end. The RING will revisit their championship policy and re-legitimize it since GBP/TR fighters can now fight one another. Oscar de la Hoya, Mike Tyson, and Joe Calzaghe will fall back into cocaine addiction. Paulie will get fired for dropping the f-bomb while politely sharing his feelings on why he f*cking hates Manny Pacquiao, goddammit. Roy Jones will talk about himself a lot. Max Kellerman will be a d.ick. Lampley and Mauro will be dramatic. Jim Gray will be punched by a fighter during an interview. Bob Sheridan will continue to be intolerable and still find time to talk about how much bagina he gets/got. The Hispanic female who frequently comments with Sheridan will continue to not KSAB and accidentally speak Spanglish during broadcasts. Super 4/6/8 Tournaments will be planned for 2016 at 126, 140, 147, and 168. ESB will go under due to persistent censorship, trolling, and thread consolidation.