Prime Bowe v Haye

Hayes recent probable victims include butter chin Tyson, a possible KO for sloppy Lewis, a big bust up for the real deal about to kneel Holyfield... now it's time for Bowes chances.

I see Bowe, looking at Haye, and retiring.

This wouldn't even be a fight, Bowe never showed any heart since Lewis beat him to a jelly at the Olympics, but as this is a fantasy match up, I am going to install a Calzaghe style heart in him.

So Bowe big heart now, but very slow, very plodding, technically sound, but thuds along to the centre of the ring, Haye, the fleet footed fighter dashes in, ''thump'' ... ''Kapow'' two big body shots, Bowes out of conditioned body feels teh pain he slumps to his knee, takes the count, Bowe gets up and backs off, leans against the ropes, worse thing to do, Haye works the onion bag for a few secs, then, Bowe hangs his chin out, '' Hayemaker!!!'' it's over, Bowes body slumps to the canvas, out cold, medics come in, he stirs back Roy Jones style 10 mins later, by this point, he realises Hayes at his after party celebrations bagging a few pretty ladies, and beat the living daylights out of him.

This match has absolutely no hope for Bowe, even if he had a spine, the most brutal one sided beating possible, Bowe doesn't come close to Haye, and I would be utterly amazed if anyone said different.

 

It's a shame thread starters can't just remove preposterous posts.

P.S... the only one who Haye had an unlikely chance against was Lewis, unless he proved to be unmotivated and sloppy, if McCall and Rahman could KO Lewis, imagine 1 Hayemaker! if he is on the ball Lewis wins.

 

Because of teh level of garbage posts I recieve I am contemplating this being my last Haye V's thread, so people better buck their ideas up!

 

By some lager lout whom only regurgitates the same insults in various cycles throughout the year?

You're as bad as Toney, yaps, gets beaten, yaps.

As I am the most intimidating poster on ESB, I am sure you'll recieve backrubs and reassurances from the lesser men in here, but really, don't be obscene.