Prime Foreman, Mike Tyson, Vitali, Fury, and Primo Carnera vs a male Silverback Gorilla

Discussion in 'Classic Boxing Forum' started by MarkusFlorez99, Feb 14, 2022.


How will it go ?

Poll closed Nov 10, 2024.

  1. The Gorilla stands no chance against these guys

    6 vote(s)
    16.7%

  2. Gorilla obliterates

    30 vote(s)
    83.3%
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  1. MarkusFlorez99

    MarkusFlorez99 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Can they pull it off ?
     
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  2. Rakesh

    Rakesh Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I've watched way to many gorilla documentaries to favor any group of men with their bare fist.
     
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  3. Furey

    Furey EST & REG 2009 Full Member

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    Gorillia TKO6
     
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  4. ikrasevic

    ikrasevic Our pope is the Holy Spirit Full Member

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    Individually or together, it doesn't matter - the gorilla wins.
    A gorilla bite is much stronger than the bite of an average dirty boxer.
     
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  5. Fergy

    Fergy Walking Dead Full Member

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    Even a Mike Tyson bite??..
    Lol, just jesting.
    If a gorilla sank it's teeth in to any man it would do some horrendous damage.


    This thread is crazy!
     
    Fergy, Feb 15, 2022
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  6. ikrasevic

    ikrasevic Our pope is the Holy Spirit Full Member

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    Yes, I agree with that.
    That's how I wrote accordingly.
    Gorilla has a much stronger bite than Mike Tyson, Andrew Golota ...
     
    ikrasevic, Feb 15, 2022
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  7. Glass City Cobra

    Glass City Cobra H2H Burger King

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    Maybe if Carnera got it in a full Nelson while Fury's fatass laid on top of it, and then Foreman and Vitali used brass knuckles to punch it and curb stomped the hell out of the gorilla with steel toed boots they may be able to knock it out. Maybe. They'd probably have less than a 5% chance of pulling that off with at least 2-3 casualties and multiple serious injuries.

    At any point, the gorilla could easily yank an arm out of their sockets, grab them by the neck and snap it in one go, or do massive damage with a single bite leaving whoever got bit a bloody mess and incapacitated. It could either be over within 2 minutes, or the gorilla chases them relentlessly doing massive damage anytime it lands a hit or grab until they're all dead from blood loss or dismemberment.

    Gorilla wins low to mid difficulty 95% of the time unless they have a gun or knife.
     
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  8. White Bomber

    White Bomber Boxing Addict Full Member

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    All at once or one after another ?! :D
    Anyway, if it's a fully grown male gorilla, they stand no chance.
     
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  9. themostoverrated

    themostoverrated Active Member Full Member

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    Tony Galento would have a chance, nobody else.
     
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  10. ikrasevic

    ikrasevic Our pope is the Holy Spirit Full Member

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    Silverback gorilla Vs Lennox "THE LION" Lewis.
    Well, that could already be discussed.
    My advice is to move the topic to lounge.
     
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  11. MarkusFlorez99

    MarkusFlorez99 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    All at once.
     
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  12. mr. magoo

    mr. magoo VIP Member Full Member

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    Yeah I don’t think the four of those guys are going to do anything to hurt or restrain a 400 lb Gorilla.
     
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  13. Kell Macabe

    Kell Macabe I don’t know s*** about boxing Full Member

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    Gorillas are literally dozens-hundreds of times stronger than the average man.
     
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  14. MarkusFlorez99

    MarkusFlorez99 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Realistically the average Gorilla is about 8 or 10 times as strong as the average man and with their massive 300-400 pound body in consideration. They're able to move over twice or possibly even 3 as much weight as the strongest men on earth... at least based of scientific studies

    They also have a significantly stronger bite force, much bigger canines, savage primal agression when needed, and a larger, denser bone structure than a human which equals significantly more durability. They can easily kill and tear apart even the best fighters and the strongest, largest men.

    But can a Gorilla handle 5 (relatively) large humans with elite combat skills at the same time ? We even have Primo Carnera in the mix. That might be a tough one for king kong (lol). I think a Gorilla runs through them but id like to know if anybody has a counter argumant. Maybe the humans can outsmart a gorilla by working together ? Of course somebody's gonna die but if thats what it takes.
     
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  15. DJN16

    DJN16 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Just a wee bit of thought for this thread.... Which gorrilla? I'm sure some gorrillas will be harder than others.
     
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