Prime Holmes vs Tyson...

Then you must be some visionary, because I can't imagine Tony beating Tyson weather the fight went 1 round or 100. That would be the worst beating since the scene from Passion of the Christ.

 

This rebuttal should probably not be coming from somebody who has selected the particular handle you've chosen for yourself. (And don't even think of looking up the meaning of mine, at least not before lunch!:barf)

 

Who the hell keeps spreading these lies about me? (Such slander!:bart)

 

I'm well aware of what a Duodenum is if that's what you're reffering to. When I was taking human biology in college, I had a German proffessor who was rather stern about pronounciation of terms. My lab partner and I used to pronounce it Duo-DEEN-um, rather than Duodenum. He would frequently get irritated and say " you vill call it duodenum ". From that day forth, we vowed to always call it DUO-DEEN-NUM.

At any rate, Tyson would hit Tony so hard, he would detach Galento's DUO-DEEN-UM from the rest of his digestive track, probably resulting in a change of diet, forcing Galento to lose weight, and hence doing him a favour.

 

hello

 

Now you're just being disgusting. (Does this mean you'll be addressing me as "DEEN" from now on?)

No, Tyson would just try to detach Tony's ear from his head, and get an elbow and face full of laces for his trouble. (Never get in a fight with an ugly person-he has nothing to lose.)

Anyhow, Galento vs Wepner is my dream fight (nightmare?) when considering either of those two.

 

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Whatever floats your boat Deen. While you're at it, why don't you just create a dream matchup between Galento and your buddy Bean fart. I'm not sure that an actual boxing match would be the right venue for a competition between these two however. I'm thinking more along the lines of a hot dog eating contest.

 

:yep

 

You forgot this one.:fy

 

I don't know who takes the hot dog eating contest, but my money would be on Galento for shots. (There's no way he doesn't drink Beanfart under the table.)

Sincerely,

Deen

 

True but i think you more than matched them on the extreme side of things.

Good to see Leonard's not the only fighter you hate tho.

 

Well King Larry sure wasn't about to find out. Maybe he thought Page, Witherspoon, Weaver and Coetzee had AIDS too.

 

Being on Satan's payroll, I do the best I can to earn my compensation.

Naw, I hate lotsa fighters. (Including a number I've originally rooted for who have let me down over the years.)

 

Wonder what Larry King made of it all?

 

SPOT ON