Prime Mike Tyson, Vitali, Lewis, Fury, Foreman, Bowe and Marciano vs a male Grizzly Bear

Discussion in 'Classic Boxing Forum' started by Thunderstorm, Jun 6, 2022.

Who takes it

  1. Bear stands no chance against these guys

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  2. Bear obliterates

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  1. Thunderstorm

    Thunderstorm Member Full Member

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    Can they pull it off
     
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  2. MarkusFlorez99

    MarkusFlorez99 Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    Did you say FOREMAN ? He alone can beat a Grizzly Bear. He doesn't need those other weaklings when he's the biggest puncher in all of human history.

    6'4, 250lb, the strongest man to ever walk the earth, beat Joe Frazier and Ken Norton in 2, a H2H nightmare. The bear stands no chance
     
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  3. Fogger

    Fogger Well-Known Member Full Member

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    You don't say if it's a boxing match and you don't specify whether they have to fight the bear one at a time. I've got the boxers getting scraped and badly torn up but eventually pinning the bear on the ground. At that point Foreman, Tyson and Marciano take turns hitting the bear with their best shots until the bear is rendered unconscious.

    Lastly, I assume we are talking about an animal. If we are talking about Sonny "The Big Ugly Bear" Liston, then they have to fight him one at a time and I see Liston winning at least five of seven.
     
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  4. exocet76

    exocet76 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    The Bear rips them to shreds one after the other on the same night..
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  5. Gazelle Punch

    Gazelle Punch Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Humans have been hunting bear for thousands of years. I’m sure some of the scrappiest men alive can figure out a way. Might need a weapon of some type tjough lol
     
  6. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Ah c'mon. In a fair fight where there is no weapon & the bear is not driven off-occasionally a cat can spook a bear & they run-a healthy adult bear who chooses to fight ferociously like the boxers, with teeth & claws intact should beat them all together.
     
  7. mr. magoo

    mr. magoo Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    If unarmed then they’re all screwed.
     
  8. GoldenHulk

    GoldenHulk Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Only if one of them had a .44 magnum 6 rounds.
     
  9. Journeyman92

    Journeyman92 Resident Gadfly Full Member

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    You can put every lineal HW champion you want in an arena make it a 30 v 1 I don’t care. Unarmed they’d all be fodder. You realise a grizzly bear can swipe a moose once and kill it?

    They used to host fighting pits in American colonies and they stopped pinning Grizzly’s against animals like mountain lions and wolves etc because it was one shoting everything.

    FFS they had Spanish fighting bulls fight Grizzly’s, without horns the Grizz won every time and shattered there skulls. Bulls with horns you might be wondering? it still wasn’t 50-50. Grizz won the majority by tanking the bulls charge and mauling it.
     
  10. Journeyman92

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    I see Liston losing 7/7.
     
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  11. Pugguy

    Pugguy Well-Known Member Full Member

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    But then the “magic” number 8 arrives - and it’s ALL Liston.

    Like a coffee loyalty card that gets punched out 7 times but the 8th one is on the house.

    The real Bear lays down.

    That was pretty weird, right, I hope? My true objective fulfilled.
     
  12. Glass City Cobra

    Glass City Cobra Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Close the thread.

    They have absolutely no chance without a weapon. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

    If it was a malnourished, starving black bear maybe they could pull something off after suffering multiple casualties and injuries.

    But a male grizzly? Hell no. Just a different class of creature in terms of combat.
     
  13. mr. magoo

    mr. magoo Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Agreed.
    The circumference of an adult grizzly’s paw is about the size of a basketball or bigger. They can weigh 1500 lbs or more and stand 8-9 feet high. They can run faster than an Olympic sprinter. One swipe of their paw can take a man’s head off. Throwing jabs and crosses at a bear isn’t doing a Fng thing
     
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  14. Rope-a-Dope

    Rope-a-Dope Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Well, they certainly could beat this bear:
     
  15. Austinboxing

    Austinboxing British Boxer Full Member

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    What are they gonna do punch it? A human punch would do nothing to a grizzly bear. They would get ripped apart one by one.
     
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