Prime Tyson vs David Haye

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  1. Boxfan1

    Boxfan1 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I'd say this fight would be over in around 90 seconds. Tyson via ludicrous, parsimonious, devastatingly, with extreme prejudice KO. Coo Coo Cachu!
     
  2. Punisher33

    Punisher33 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Haye would spend the rest of his life in coma if he got hit with one solid left hook, the way he keeps his chin exposed through his low guard, it would only be a matter of time before Tyson puts him to sleep, he wouldnt last more than 60 or so seconds.
     
  3. Samurai

    Samurai I lost an avatar bet Full Member

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    I'd bet $100 that Haye wouldn't see the second round.
     
  4. 196osh

    196osh Mendes Bros. Full Member

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    Haye must have ****ed your girlfriend or something. :lol:
     
  5. TheGreat

    TheGreat Boxing Junkie banned

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    :lol::rofl:lol:
     
  6. Boxfan1

    Boxfan1 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    My favorite would be the Tyson interview with Merchant after the fight.
    Larry: Mike, in the first ten seconds of the fight, when you first hit on the hip, Haye, he leaned into you and said something"
    Tyson: Yes, He said "I'll be your girlfriend, just please don't hit me again".
     
  7. dan-b

    dan-b Guest

    How long before these boring threads fade out? I'm hoping soon.
     
  8. FlatNose

    FlatNose Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Tyson would surely make Haye out of David
     
  9. TommyV

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    Tyson be **** inside 1. He would leave Haye in 9 months of pain and than preceed to eat his new born children.
     
  10. dan-b

    dan-b Guest

    How many STD's do you think he'd leave Haye with?
     
  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Jennifer Love Hewitt Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Lucky For Haye that there is nothing remotley close to a Prime Tyson in the heavyweight division today.
    Haye has said as much. His arguement is that today's crop of heavyweights are fat, and lazy and that they are a disgrace.
     
  12. CRAZY

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    It doesn't last an entire round
     
  13. Little Pea

    Little Pea 'A' grade boxing fan Full Member

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    Haye would be too skilled and fast. Tyson wouldnt touch him. PLus, David has great power so...i'm joking!
     
  14. jaois138

    jaois138 Dinamita Full Member

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    Lol! Haye would die.
     
  15. TommyV

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    14 ½ including syphillis and genital herpes.