Question Of The Day: How Many To Take Down Tyson?!?!

One prime Aleksandr Karelin....

 

In that case I will just bring in my best friend, Mr. 17

First name... Glock.

 

anyone remember that article about tyson beating up 2 (or 3?) toughguys in a hotel lobby around 2005 or so. they interview one guy who had a big cut or welt on his head and he says he's never been hit w/ anything like that before. i think one of them had a gun in his waist and they were mouthing off to mike

Edit: here's 1 link
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D04EFDF133FF936A15754C0A9659C8B63

 

Do MySpace™ friends count?
In which case, just me and my good myspace friend, Lennox Lewis...actually just Lennox Lewis. I'd probably just get in the way

 

I didn't say I could do it, just that I would like to try.

 

Well it took 9 cops to take out a roided/coked out NHL hockey enforcer John Kordic. He was a 240 lb pro hockey player (an enforcer/goon), and he ended up dieing of a heart attack during or shortly after.

I would assume that Tyson would take more cops!

 

One person destroyed Tyson, Don King.

 

Well, with the help of Givens. She was like Paul McCartney's wife, digging for gold.

 

me and a bag of coke

 

Coke Classic?

 

Whatever is cheaper. Mike's not in the best position these days...beggars can't be choosers.

You still post at the Klitschko's site man? I haven't been there in a while.

 

He'd eat your assholes alive and then **** them with the bat until you love him. :thumbsup

 

To start off, you'd need some crazy ****er to charge Tyson and get KO'd, giving everyone else the chance to join in and try to take Mike down.

The key would be grappling his legs, putting him on the floor, then everybody piling their body weight on him.

I'd want at least 10 people helping me....

 

me and a check hook