Questions you would never dare ask a boxer!!!!

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  1. Pantera

    Pantera Member Full Member

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    Let's face it. You are a *****. That's why you play tough here, right? Right. And there are questions that you just wish you had the balls to ask a boxer right in his face but you can't. And you never will. 'Coz you are afraid. Can't blame you, really. I'm afraid, too. But I so wish I could muster the courage to walk up to some of them and just fire up something like this:


    To Tito Trinidad:

    So, Tito, how did it feel when you were given a gift over DLH?

    To Pretty Void:

    Will you cry when Hatton knocks the **** out of you? Or will you just go quietly into retirement, this time hopefully forever?

    To Holyfield:


    Who do you think is more shot? You, or JFK, considering he has a hole in the head, and hasn't been alive for the past thirty years or so?


    To Tyson:

    How does it feel to be a lunatic?

    To Lennox Lewis:

    Are you a homo?

    To DLH:

    My girlfriend wants to know what kind of lisptick and pantyhose you were wearing on those pictures. They are most feminine, and they are really you!!!


    Any other?
    :yep
     
    Pantera, Dec 1, 2007
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  2. jlrivera81

    jlrivera81 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    To Zab Judah: Why the hell do you stutter so much?? How does it feel to get your ass kicked in every major fight?
     
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  3. Pantera

    Pantera Member Full Member

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    :lol: :blurp :blurp

    Did you know that there is a new dance based on your stellar fight with Kostya? It's called the Zabba-Zabba-Do!!!:yep
     
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  4. carras

    carras Well-Known Member Full Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  5. T.C.W

    T.C.W Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Zab- love the dance step at the end of second round against tszyu, when are you going on dancing with the stars.
     
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  6. IceJohnScully

    IceJohnScully Active Member Full Member

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    O.J. Simpson came to a mall here about 3 years ago and my friend said "If I ever saw him I'd call him a murderer to his face. I'd say 'Hey, OK, where did ya' hide the knife???"

    So one day he calls me -I had forgotten all about OJ- and he says "Yeah, I 'm at the mall" OK... then he says "OJ's here" LOL ... I say "oh, man, did u see him? Did u say anything?????

    He says "Yup"

    I ask, "Well, what did you say?"

    He replies, very sheepishly, "I said 'Hey, O.J., how's it going?"

    LOLOLOLOL
     
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  7. Executioner

    Executioner Boxing Addict Full Member

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    to Cintron:

    why the **** do you cry so much like a woman with post-partum depression, even if you win??
     
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  8. MrMagic

    MrMagic Loyal Member Full Member

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    :rofl
    Can't blame him, I wouldn't dare say that either.. OJ is a nutter :yikes
     
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  9. Illmatic

    Illmatic Boxing Addict Full Member

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    were you there or is this what your barber said?
     
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  10. Pantera

    Pantera Member Full Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    OK, now Mike, is it true that Holyfield gave you an earful once?:yep
     
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  11. andyZOR

    andyZOR Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    To Zab Judah:

    "Nah Sayin?"
     
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  12. Pantera

    Pantera Member Full Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  13. Andre

    Andre BAD INTENTIONS!!!!!!!!!!! Full Member

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    LOL at your avatar :lol:
     
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  14. Pantera

    Pantera Member Full Member

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    :yikes :lol:
     
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  15. surreal deal

    surreal deal Liverpool via Krypton Full Member

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    to MIKE TYSON;"does having a lisp and high voice make you nervous about approaching cute men at gay bars?"

    to DLH: "does the fishnet look mean your thinking of becoming GBP'S round card girl?"

    to JAMES TONEY;"You really think a fat **** like you could last 30 seconds with me, whale arse?"
     
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