Shannon Briggs on Ibragimov: "I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DROWN HIM. I'M GOING TO HAVE HIM LAYING IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN **** AND BLOOD. THEN HE'LL REALIZE THAT THIS FIGHT WAS JUST TOO SOON FOR HIM"
[He] called me a ****** and a recluse. Im not a recluse. "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." "He was screaming like my wife." "I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time." "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile ******." "How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead." "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." "I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain." "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know." "All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."
"I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my dick sucked ... It's just what I said before, everybody in this country is a big f**king liar. [The media] tells people ... that this person did this and this person did that and then we find out that were just human and we find out that Michael Jordan cheats on his wife just like everybody else and that we all cheat on our f**king wife in one way or another either emotionally, physically or sexually or one way." "I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all." "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."