Rashad Evans is the best MMA fighter and will be champion again soon

At Rashad Evan's last fight the Athletic Commision though he had been greasing until they realised Mike W had replaced the vaseline with sperm

 

Posting in epic thread.

 

Whilst in the dressing room for UFC 114, when he over heard the production staff tell Rashad Evans to get ready for his ring entrance, Mike W dropped his pants and bent over in anticipation

 

Every time Rashad does his ******-walk into the cage, it gives Mike W a severe case of stanky-dick.

 

When Mike W is sparring, he gets his Uncle to jizz in his mouth and he gargles it around his teeth until it's hardens then he uses it as a gum shield

 

The only way Evans gets his hands back on that title is if Rampage flukes up and lands a haymaker on Jones. If it's Jones/Evans then that will be one of the funniest beatdowns of the year ending in another stanky leg highlight with Rashad's Glass Jaw strewn about the ring because Jones is a horrible stylistic match-up for him.

 

Mike W sticks Rashad's training gear up his butt hole and then sticks his own dick in his mouth so Evan's can use him as a kit bag and carry him to the gym

 

Nobody mentions anything to you Mike, except that you drink sperm.

 

looooool