Real Reason for Khan split with Harrison

I wish people would use question marks in their titles. I was all ready for a bit of gossip there.

 

same

 

i wish those that know would jsut say, thats the whle point of these forums. u all have coded name and as if khan or harrison go on here, they will never no.

 

yep, i was ready to go as well.

 

Same.

 

Well, we'll just have to make something up, then.

Khan found out Harrison was secretly training this guy :

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...and so refused to have anything more to do with Harrison, due to Khan's firm anti-nukes stance.

 

I do too... that iron bulls a right ****

 

Don't really get why posters tell us they know the truth about the Harrison situation but then fail to tell us what it is.

If they aren't prepared to elaborate (or are unable to) why say anything at all?

 

I did not want to let the cat out the bag but you guys have forced me.

The whole Oli-Khan thing goes back at least 6 months. Khan used to turn up for training in his fancy motor and after training he always found excrement on the seats. He thought he was doing this himself whilst having flashbacks of the Limmond KD. One day his pops and Asif noticed the dodgy smell in the car and so they started to spy on Khan. They noticed Khan was cleaning the inside of the car after every training session so they confronted him. Khan told them what was happening and gave them some b/s about how he was going to beat Pacman, Diaz, Campbell etc in one night. His dad gave him a slap and told him to get inside the house and play on his Wii Fit thing with his brother.

His pops then tried to contact Oli about the poo on the fancy leather car seats. Oli was too busy shagging Stacy Keibler (WWE fame) to answer the phone. After 2 days of trying to contact Oli, Shah headed off to Oli's home and was quite lucky in that Oli lived in a bungalow. He looked through the Everest double glazing and found Oli shagging Stacy Keibler. He thought he would not interrupt them as Stacy Keibler was on top of Oli's chest...suddenly Stacy Keibler had a dump on Oli's chest and instantly Shah knew he had found the culprit. Stacy Keibler was dumping in Amirs car to drive him away from Oli so she could spend more time in the bungalow with Oli.

 

Oliver Harrison got fired because Shah, Warren and Amir caught Oliver shagging Amir's gran, brother, cousin (twice removed), mother, pet dog and nintendo Wii on several seperate occaisions. Once was tolerable but after the 5th and 6th incident action needed to be taken and the reason for the media black out is quite obvious.

 

dwilson,

So you saying Stacy Keibler is related to Khan ?

 

No. I am pretty certain you made your post up. :-(




We just deal in facts on ESB.

 

You say I am telling porkies atsch . Ask Shah yourself.

 

Well maybe we are both right.