Redemption.... Mansfield results via Phil..

Fabulous Phil Austin, live on the scene reports every odd hour with text reports... all I can do is attempt to relay each as it arrives..

 

Text to hand at 8:40. Hi mate, just arrived at the start of the first bout. I need to go and split the whisker.. will send fight results soon.

 

Text to hand 9:13 Mate, Mansfield sucks. Where am i meant to piddle without strange men looking at me??

text response. Try the toilets phil.

 

text to hand 9:17pm Smith win split Dec

 

text to hand 9:38pm Huni Lambert split draw..

 

text to hand 10:02pm. Mate, my nickers keep riding up.. sooooo uncomfy!!

 

text to hand 10:14 Kanofski unanimous points

 

text to hand 10:37 Parson maj draw..

 

text to hand 10:57pm Tongia tko3

 

text to hand 11:04 Mate, this is really invigorating.. i just displaced my nickers on the floor in front of me... I'm now flapping like a wet flag in the wind.. OOps, the ring card girl just walked around the ring floor with them raised in the air.. aparently its now ROUND 47 Cottontails...

 

text to hand 11:25pm. Wijanco unan draw.



My input.... The night is full of draws.. WTF!!!!

 

text to hand 11:54pm. Shaick unan points.

 

Look out.. Phil cracked a joke..
text to hand 12:21pm. Cabuy KO1- Nah just kidding Hartmann on points.


Phil 'bloody' Austin...

 

......and his hygeine suffers also..