Rehabbing Ali vs Mourning Ali vs Distracted Undertrained Ali vs Intimidated, Psyched-Out Ali

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  1. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Four prime Alis are in a round robin tournament.

    The first Ali is mourning the recent loss of Angelo Dundee, to whom he has dedicated his next fight. (All the other Alis' Angelo Dundees are still alive.)

    The second Ali is undermotivated, and has spent most of the time that he should have been training chasing women instead. He's basically in the position Tyson was before Douglas.

    The third Ali is afraid of fighting the others, since the other Alis worked together to psych him out, using their intimate knowledge of his psychology.

    The final Ali recently developed a cocaine problem. He is in the middle of rehab when the fight is scheduled.

    Which Ali would you favor to score the most victories in a round robin tournament (i.e., everyone fights everyone else), and by what margin?
     
  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Making a mental note to circle back eventually to answer the actual content of your thread, but for now a brief comment on its syntax.

    I absolutely delight in everything about your parentheticals. Gushin' over here. :enamorado:

    For the non grammar nerds among us, here's a deep-dive:

    1. Being a complete sentence in and of itself, the first one gets capitalized and has a punctuation mark inside the close parenthesis. Chef's kiss.
    2. The plural possessive of Ali (being in this case multiple iterations of the man each plucked from a separate axis in linear time in disparate parallel timelines) does indeed follow the s-apostrophe convention.
    3. "Angelo Dundees" is in fact, again speaking of alternate timelines, a plural countable proper noun. This is because they are, temporal incongruity aside, identical entities. This is to be differentiated from a scenario where you were referring to all seven of boxing's brother sharing the name "Gary Russell" (named after their father, who gave them all unique middle initials, but, curiously, and it would seem running contrary to eschewing obfuscation, all beginning with the letter "A.") - they would be "the Garys Russell".
    4. Two periods and the comma for "in example" - delicioso, and this one being an embedded clause follows neither of the rules from #1.

    Now, your average bumpkin would take one look at those exquisitely crafted clause bookended by round brackets and believe they've witnessed a clutter of what is certain to be poor form. Even if they are not so bold in their folly as to question its construction, most will not appreciate its beauty. I, however, doff my cap.
     
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  3. MarkusFlorez99

    MarkusFlorez99 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Ali was intimidated by Liston and played mindgames with Sonny, harassed him and seemed confident to cope (correct me if im wrong). The Liston fight in my book was his greatest performance
     
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  4. Drew101

    Drew101 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    The Intimidated Ali is the iteration that faced Liston the first time. The Distracted Ali is essentially the one that stepped inside the ring in Quezon City to face Frazier in the rubber match. Depending on the location of the fight, I'm inclined to pick the Intimidated version of Ali more often than not.
     
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  5. Fergy

    Fergy Walking Dead Full Member

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    Mourning Ali dedicates himself to winning in the memory of his dead trainer.
    Ali wrsf
    Followed by Ali wko
    And then Ali wins unanimous.

    All the other Alis scream out.. I'm still the greatest, I'm still pretty, I've not got a mark on my face and.................
     
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  6. Journeyman92

    Journeyman92 MONZON VS HAGLER 2025 banned Full Member

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    All I know is James Toney Frazier would break there wills with ease.
     
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  7. janitor

    janitor VIP Member Full Member

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    They would probably finish in this order.

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