religious/historic figures as boxers

Indeed. Adolf was a dirty fighter though, whatever won him the fight. He feasted on bums for a while (Poland, Chech Republic, Holland) but he wasn't afraid to step up in class. He wanted to fight all the best at once.

 

yes, these should be taken into context along with the great performances. still an ATG resume though. FOTY with stalin after very nearly KO'ing man of steel joe early in the most brutal fight of all time (but dropped the ball, after gassing late and stalin taking the championship rounds). drawing with churchill in a excellent tactical contest. and of course who can forget the crowning glory, prime Adi KO 1 France:happy

 

France was shot:deal

 

after adolf shot 'em:deal

 

Jesus Christ

He fought the best for 40 days straight while fasting. His last championship test was the reigning champ, Satan. Jesus KO'ed Satan with his Word. Now all other fighters trying to make it through life's turmoil, Jesus helps us fulfill our destiny, a destiny that blesses us and the ones after us. Its all a battle though, it isn't easy, I feel like giving up sometimes...but Jesus is my advocate! I'm a contender and shadow boxing, preparing for my next demon KO.

JESUS aka DEMON KILLER

 

Indeed. France was ruined by their first fight, a brutal 15 round decision in which both fighters took an insane beating. "Iron" Adolf Hitler knew that and came out blasting in round one. He dropped France and France just thought **** this I'm not getting up.

 

Hannibal from Carthage heavy handed Moor, Military ring tactionalist,
Who was ultimatley disqualified in his next bout, by ungamely trampling his foe with a huge armour plated bull Elephant

 

Well reality says Jesus is getting hammered at the moment, although he could do what many a journeyman pro does and fight under an alias, perhaps he should use the name he nicked his story from? Mithras

 

I'm surprised you didn't just list Pac as a religious figure and leave it at that.

 

Sadaam Hussein was an overhyped fighter with a built up 20-0 local record until he was met by angry texan George Bush and was KO'ed quickly. Stayed around until Heavy Handed lightweight George Bush Jr. Ko'ed him in 1. Hussein died shortly after the beating.

 

Saddam lost his '0' in Iran in many people's eyes. Blair and Bush just beat a shot fighter way, way past his best.

 

ayatollah 'allah's shamshir' khomeini ruined saddam, he was never the same again.

 

I did not believe Jesus could box until I saw his second coming.

 

There's always a maggie thatcher of the u.k. defeats leopoldo galtieri of argentina with a quick k.o. taking a few shots but nothing of significance.

 

but that prime adolf never defeated churchill. he tried to ko churchill with some overhead shots but churchill had a ****ing good defense. that first fight was a draw though.