i know this is a joke, but the "no attacking the groin" actually cuts out some submissions, not just the nut shot
I know I speak for most of you when I say that I would like to see the fighters defecate on each other.
I'd like to see a maze around the octagon, where the fighters get dropped in a random spot and have to find their way to the cage to duke it out. Maybe have some weapons hidden around too, that'd be sweet.
Id like to see an Orang-utan name Clyde sat in the seat of a car placed in the Octagon, then the person who can take the punch best when Clint Eastwood say ''Left Turn Clyde'' gets to belt
Every UFC event, at the start of the televised card they should have a random chance draw where one of the non-headlining fights is selected. The participants in it will now fight with blindfolds on and the chance to win doubled stoppage/FOTN bonuses. :hat
they do a draw and one of the prelim fights should be cancelled and both fighters have to **** a diseased thai prostitute. The one who dies last from their diseases wins.
:rofl:rofl:rofl thats what that section of the event would be called Cant believe i didnt think of that ive really let myself down there