Ren TV/Ushatayka: Vyacheslav Valeryevich Datsik vs. Kevin Blue Johnson RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

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    Still no Ushatayka feed yet. :hambre:
     
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    Dunno who they are but there's a pair of big mother****ers duking it out in there. One's very hairy, the other is gruesomely fat.
     
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    It turns out the freakishly tall and yet gruesomely fat one looked familiar with good reason! He's the Molecule From Hell!

    (this was Nikolay Danilov vs. Evgeny Orlov)
     
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    Danilov, the shorter man with the Brillo pad chest, a pro MMA crossover (11-10 record in that sport), takes a points victory over Orlov - who looks positively disgusting at 44 years of age and likely upward of 300lbs - in their three rounder.
     
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    Artem Sergeevich Suslenkov vs. Ebenezer Tetteh, more heavyweight action up next.

    They obviously scouted and flew in the Ghanaian glass cannon to get blasted out quick and make the Russian shine.
     
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    Suslenkov looking to TCOB early, taking it to Tetteh with jabs on the body and crosses up top driving him into the ropes. Tetteh lumps out a jab while shuffling backward, posture held rigid with his shoulders hiked almost to his ears, then desperately flurries with downward chopping shots as his back hits the ropes. Suslenkov pressures the whole round and mixes hooks and uppercuts to body and head.

    As dominant as it can get and still be 10-9.
     
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    I'm surprised Tetteh's chin actually held up to a couple of flush hooks on the jaw. Suslenkov's (who just fought a few weeks back on the Gassiev vs. Balogun undercard) selling point is supposed to be his power, but maybe a little overrated in that department?
     
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    Tetteh put up a decent fight as long as he could, playing spoiler, crossing his arms to screen out what he could while flopping against the ropes tucking his chin and throwing desperate chopping flurries, but eventually he got whittled down.

    Suslenkov had to wail on him with nearly a dozen unanswered hooks & overhands to force the referee stoppage, though. Seriously questioning that pop now.
     
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    Pavel Vladimirovich Shulsky vs. Danilo Suzart in the co-featured slot, main event after this.
     
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    Shulsky was an unexceptional amateur and tried his hand (with mixed success) at bareknuckle before making his pro boxing debut in late 2021. He was dropped by and ultimately fought to a draw with Kenyan-Swiss journeyman Collins Omondi Ojal.

    Suzart is a chunky-waisted Brazilian mixed martial artist with a 10-2 record in that sport, most of his victories coming by way of punches so he probably like most MMA "strikers" thinks boxing will be a piece of cake...
     
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    Shulsky walking Suzart onto jabs from range, then both fire haymakers and miss up close as they belly-bomp together. Yawn.
     
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    It being 22 fights means fairly little. Anytime a record is built up entirely at home in Ghana (such as Tetteh's, outside the loss to Dubois) they should be regarded as extremely suspect.
     
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    This is some slop-ass garbage. Suzart can take a punch but offering no meaningful resistance. Uneducated hands even by MMA standards, missing by country miles.