Ren TV: Vitaly Viktorovich Kudukhov vs. Guillermo Agustín Jones RBR

Tyson starting to whoop his ass. Watch them call it a draw, though. Probably going to do that for any of these if they don't end in a KO.

 

Nope, they actually do announce Djone as the winner of their exhibition three-rounder.

He is handed a - no lie - blatantly cheap plastic "gold" trophy weighing like four ounces by the way he's moving his arm swiftly and unhindered during his interview.

The real prize, though, is probably a third opportunity to be fed to Datsik on the next of these shows..

 

Different fattie. There's more than one among the 144 million Russkie population, apparently.

 

Viacheslav Valerievich Datsik vs. Daniyal Ruslanovich Elbaev, ?? rounds @ heavyweight

 

Elbanov does resemble Vildanov a bit...several inches less on his gut though, and I'd say a tad more Asiatic looking features in his face.

 

After this last spell of madness is the main event.

 

"Man, **** defense!"

 

I really wish the universe could have given us Kimbo Slice vs. Datsik - alas, during Kimbo's years of fame the Russian lunatic was locked up...and the Bahamian was dead before the "Red Tarzan" was a free man.

 

The ref had to physically intercept Datsik to prevent him from bombing away on Elbanov while he was slumped over the ropes with his back fully turned on the ring, in recovery from a previous foul (I think a low blow).