Ricardo Lopez vs Jorge Arce

Holy ****, who gives a **** what you think McLovin'?

Winona Ryder is the winner here. With Salma, the first thing that comes to mind is how great it would be to **** her once over. Winona is a different assignment. I don't think of what Ryder looks like naked, I just know I would give my right arm to wake up next to her every morning for the rest of my life.

One's a cheap ****, the other is true love. Smarten up lads.

 

McLovin does not roll brother.

 

Call my freind McLovin

Im going to start shovin'

 

I just googled Anna Friel. She's a choir girl next to Winona, A CHOIR GIRL!

 

What's the bet that old Greg here would rather fantasize over Alexis in skimpy shorts rather than Hayek in a G-String? ...Place your bets.

 

My man Ali, repping me in pubs when pissheads get leary.

Duran accompanies me on walks through rival estates, annihilating any would-be attackers if my iron chin gets tired of another day of enjoyable, relentless punishment.

 

Toney would be the king thou

 

:rofl

'You know you should love your parents, and I hope we can live in a World with equality, and that we should all love each other'

 

'Kids dont do drugs.'

 

Oh, man no doubt.

Watching him implement the shoulder roll against wild louts or hoodie-sporting yobs would be a sight to behold, as would his response to someone calling him a 'fat ****' when you're down the pub.

Man they would be in for a verbal beatdown that would negate any fighting, such would be the intimidation.

I agree Greg, James Toney would be a terrific best mate, especially as he'd always buy ya Maccy D's, KFC, Burger King and their ilk.

 

You know what your problem is, Addie? You are blind to the grace and class of Hayek and all other women who aren't your precious Ryder. Because of your sappy idealized, high-on-a-pedestal feelings for her. You look upon the truth of Hayek, damn you!

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Now, ...tell me you don't want to grow old with her and cut her toenails when she's too crotchety and fat to do it herself. Tell me you don't want to kiss the wrinkles on her ankle-low bosom when you push the beds at the nursing home together. You tell me that right now after accepting the truth of her epic soul and wondrously poetic mind.

 

atsch

 

haha. I loved how the pictures got progressively worse as I scrolled down. Salma would get it, I'd love to spend the rest of my life with her too. But Ryder is the champion, and it doesn't matter how many prosthetic boobs you pull out of the woodwork.

 

Its my life ambition to become freinds with Toney. Honestly he would be the best best mate ever.

I would start fights just to make him bale me out.

'I want to live in a perfect society'