Ricardo Mayorga vs. Allen Medina & Samuel Peter vs. Ron Aubrey RBR

Samuel Peter is walking out to "We Be Jamming". :rasta

 

OMG PETER IS AS FAT AS, MAYBE FATTER THAN AUBREY!!

I'm not exaggerating, they must be 600lbs combined. That's over a quarter ton!!!!!!!!!!

 

That looks to you like decent shape?!

Wait until that shirt comes off.

I can already see his titties. He's up to freaking G cups.

 

Aubrey played hockey professionally apparently.

(how?!?!? They can't possibly make equipment or skates that size??)

His claim to fame was having over 500 fights on the ice.

 

Samuel Peter vs. Ron Aubrey, 8 rounds @ heavyweight

 

39 kayos between them in 55 bouts. (Aubrey is 12-3 with every single match ending in knockout, whether victory or defeat)

 

Round 1

Peter is walking Aubrey down and flapping at him with a right hand. Aubrey waves a light jab out at him and circles to his left, keeping distance. Peter stalks and reaches with that right. Aubrey is huffing and puffing after ninety seconds of circling. Peter walks him into the ropes and catches him with a stiff jab - Aubrey hurt badly!! Clubbing shot by Peter. Aubrey down. Aubrey stumbles to his feet but is waved off with moments left before the bell.

KO1!

 

That was difficult to watch. It was like two obese elderly women in a supermarket brawling over the last roll of paper towels on the shelf.

 

"The Iceman" actually looked terrified, before he even tasted a punch in earnest from Peter.

Kinda feel bad for him. :sad2

 

Dude, were you standing more than five yards away from your monitor when you made that assessment?

It was already painfully obvious with his shirt on what a big old butterball Sam is now.

His flesh was jutting out, from neckline down, in all kinds of gross lumpy distortions of normal human geometry.

 

So the old Mexican warrior is next on, followed by everybody's favorite crazy ass Nicaraguan.

 

Luis Ramon Campas vs. Julio Cesar Lanzas, 8 rounds @ middleweight