Ricky Burns snubs Martinez bid to stage title bout in Puerto Rico

I'd buy the time capsule and live in it. Bath time would be the funnest thing ever :yep

 

Totally right! Just think of chatting the burds up and getting them back for a shot oh the flumes, dancer, gie them a wee pumpin on the way doon

 

Although you do run the risk of people thinking you're a pedo trying to lure kids in a Michael Jackson - Neverland sort of way.

 

Aye you could right there! just stick to the big burds wae large nasty lookin tits, big yeti fuddhairs stickin oot the swimsuit, and a hint of a tache

 

Do they make them any other way in coatbridge?

 

LMAO Yeah I have been to a few nights out there, so you may be right but they try like ****

 

I really shouldn't be joking about it. My entire family is from coatbridge :yep