Two 1 hour shows on Sky One. At home with the Hatton's sort of thing. I'm sure some people will love that.
I think we should get some sort of betting system going. will hatton talk in the third person for 95% of the show or just 90%. How many times will he talk about playing darts and drinking guiness, or just being one of the lads. the thing that will annoy me most is that he replaces his t's with k's. Like he says likkle and kekkle instead of little and kettle. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH Hatton drives me mad.
I hope Hatton sees the irony with all this "down to earth" lad persona and him being all over the television
Don't worry, I'm sure Witter will have a 10 minute slot on ITV6 for people who hate Hatton. Who wants to find the quote from Hatton where he said he'd never do reality TV? Then we can all call him a hypocrite and stuff.
''Junior will never get any money off of me, Ive neva had breaks in em life, he aint getting one, I fully deserved my shot at the ozzie guy wiv the ponytail, im just your average lad. Now, want a game of darts'' I bet you he says something bang on like that. Takers