Ricky Hatton's column in yesterday's MEN

Oh ****ing give it up, Ricky. I wish Karl Pilkington wrote up a follow up saying "I'm sick of it."

 

itys getting annoying this. Hes just doing a hamed and never admiting hes retired. tosser

 

Another fight to look out for in the coming months is Andy Morris v Anthony Crolla for the vacant English Super Feather weight Title.

I promote both fighters and I’d hoped to promote this fight. I was able to agree terms very easily with Andy Morris but, unfortunately, for reasons known only to him and those advising him, not with Anthony Crolla and that has now gone out to purse bids.

Interesting :think

 

Am ****ing sick of Ricky Hatton just go away please.

 

What's the big problem? If he hasn't decided he hasnt decided. You m'f'ers need closure or something? He's waiting for that "lickle bit of an itch" and he probably knows it won't come, but just in case, just in case it does, why commit? It's better than doing a Mayweather.

 

Without doubt the lowest that Hatton has ever dipped

 

Hey at least we'll get daily, maybe even hourly updates on his thoughts about retiring.

10.00am Just woke up with a lickle bit of an itch but then found out it's only because I've got crabs.


11.00am I've decided to give it another go so lickle fatty Wicky Atton is off to the gym to start shedding the weight.

12.00pm Tried to do some training but couldn't be arsed so off to the pub now for some darts and guiness. I can't see Wicky Atton ever fighting again to be honest but you never know, I might wake up tommorow with that lickle bit of an itch...

and so on...

 

You just know that Betty has already signed up....reading each entry with an ever greater feeling of indignation ...the man will explode after a fortnight

 

aah, the memories. When it came to Hatton hating nobody did it better than Betty & Scurla, they were brit ESB's very own version of Richard Pryor & Gene Wilder

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They were never the same after the Zoo fight Dunky, they staked far too much of their ESB rep on Hatton getting "brutally KO'd" early by Kostya. Scurla carried on and made the odd decent effort but Betty just became a sad parody of himself.

 

hamed just shut up and never said anything. :roll:

and gave up on the promotional company within about a year or so of retiring. :bart

least hatton is keeping everyone informed and staying involved with his promotional firm.

 

There are still some good Hatton hating performances left in Betty Swollocks. Look at this recent one:

Not too far from his best I'd say. Still, his career defining one was this one below. Can't get better than this.

 

Thats what I mean about a parody Ero. Believe it or not, years ago, he used to criticize and poke fun at Hatton using boxing/ opponents/ fights etc. That stuff you posted is a shot, broken Betty who's in decline and just going through the motions. After the Zoo fight it was the same 2 or 3 posts rehashed ad infinitum.