Roach is at it again!!

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  1. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Guys, this is unbelievable! I thought Roach was done with his ridiculous demands for Pac opponents, but apparently not. Below is what was inserted in the contract for the upcoming Pac/Marquez III fight:

    1.) In the event that Marquez is ahead on the cards after 6 rounds, Manny has the option of being replaced by Vitali Klitschko.

    2.) Pac's hands will be wrapped by Panama Lewis, with Margarito's old trainer being the sole inspector.

    3.) For the last 20 seconds in between rounds, Roach or another cornerman gets to choke Marquez.

    4.) Manny gets to use 4 ounce UFC gloves with the option of brass knuckles, while Marquez will be using 16 ounce sparring gloves with unwrapped hands underneath.

    5.) Marquez can only throw 5 counter punches per round, and any punch he throws above that he will be deducted a point and fined 12,000 pesos.

    6.) In the event that Marquez hits the canvas, he will have 4 seconds to get up and the round will be scored a 10-2 round in favor of Pac.

    7.) In between rounds, Marquez must drink Tecates and if it goes past the 10th, Roach gets the option to spike it with psyanide and/or break the beer bottle over his head.

    The man is insane!
     
  2. Peril

    Peril The Scholar Full Member

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    Wow, this is so stupid it made me laugh hysterically. Mad props!
     
  3. Peril

    Peril The Scholar Full Member

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    #3 is particularly gold!
     
  4. timeout

    timeout Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    PAC = face of boxing

    PAC can demand pretty much anything he wants of Marquez.

    He might even demand that Marquez drinks alot of **** before the fight! >>>oh wait ....
     
  5. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Thanks :D
     
  6. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Thanks :good
     
  7. floyd_g.o.a.t

    floyd_g.o.a.t Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl:lol::lol:
    Roach is a *** like Arum. You'll enjoy this

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDhytYMQCU&feature=channel_video_title[/ame]
     
  8. leocouture

    leocouture Chinchecker KILLA!!!!!! G Full Member

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    What!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmao

    I need some of that good **** roach is smokin
     
  9. finalfight

    finalfight Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol: ****ing brilliant!
     
  10. casian72

    casian72 Active Member Full Member

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    effin comedy gold. lmao luv it. just luv it!!!!!!!!!! Needed a good laugh today. thanks
     
  11. happydrinks

    happydrinks directfraction.storenvy.com Full Member

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    Marquez should go to the Philippines and hand out free condoms to troll manny in the build up.
     
  12. JunitoJab

    JunitoJab Antagonist Full Member

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    This bit was hilarious :lol:
     
  13. truewarrior

    truewarrior Boxing Addict Full Member

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    You forgot to mention JMM cannot drink his own urine before the fight and there will be a random urine test for urine...
     
  14. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    You're welcome, glad it made you guys chuckle :lol: