Watermelon is awesome, I eat watermelon all the time and I'm Irish, and Russian you can't get any whiter than that.
When I was in school whenever I didn't feel like staying all I had to do was go to the nurses office and she would send me home everytime. Apparently I'm so pale she thought I was sick everytime I went in. It pays to be Irish in a dark neighborhood until you realize this small benefit at school is a major detriment in the streets. Damn racists!
I used to like KFC, since they changed the cooking oil they use,it tastes different . Now, I like the Orange chicken from Panda express.