Roach's latest demands!!

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by southpaw1974, Jun 24, 2009.


  1. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Thanks bro. I'm just adding a little levity to the forum guys.
     
  2. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Rollerblades and stabbing your own foot is classic :D
     
  3. PH|LLA

    PH|LLA VIP Member Full Member

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    After fighting Pacquiao at 145 and Donaire at 144, Cotto the Great will establish himself as the true one and only Puerto Rican legend by fighting Ivan Calderon at 143.

    can anyone say WARRIOR!
     
  4. dhenzrae

    dhenzrae A Proud Noypi Full Member

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    sup doc? nice avy :good
     
  5. curly

    curly Fastest hands in the West Full Member

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    Cotto must relinquish the right to wear a foul guard and gum shield
    Paquiaos drinks may be prepared by Aaron Pryor's cornerman
    Cotto must smoke a ceremonial joint before the fight
    Everytime Cotto lands a punch, he must Ali shuffle for at least three seconds
     
  6. psychopath

    psychopath D' "X" Factor Full Member

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    If you are reffering to me . . . check the bottom of my post . . .
    . . . did you miss ---> :D

    I know our friend is just ****i'n around . . . so I'm ****i'n around too. I didn't get offended or anything . . . just having fun. :lol:
     
  7. coupdegrace

    coupdegrace Active Member Full Member

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    not funny at all. :-((
     
  8. curly

    curly Fastest hands in the West Full Member

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    ^ :patsch
     
  9. VanillaKilla

    VanillaKilla Boxing Addict Full Member

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    lol im a pac fan and i can take a joke. this was pretty funny. However, some pac fans are so insercure about loving their pacmans asscrack, they take any small joke as an attack lol
     
  10. Shattered Glass

    Shattered Glass Well-Known Member Full Member

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    ****ing bunch of hyped up fan boys in this thread. Humorless bunch of ******s.
     
  11. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    You guys have come up with some good ones. I figured since I started the thread and offered the first 4, I would add a few more:

    In the event that Pac hits the canvas, the ref will conduct the 10 count in minutes as opposed to seconds.

    Cotto must leave his cup in Puerto Rico.

    In between rounds, Roach or another member of Pac's cornermen gets to choke Cotto for the last 20 seconds.

    Since Cotto's bread and butter punch is the left hook, that glove must be 16 ounces.
     
  12. VanillaKilla

    VanillaKilla Boxing Addict Full Member

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    i got some

    Pac gets to fight in those UFC gloves
    Cotto is only allowed to side step to the left(pacs power hand)
    Cotto isnt allowed any water between rounds
    Pac is allowed a hit of speed between every round
    Cotto must spend the entire night with hookers after the weight in
     
  13. Kush

    Kush Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Cotto must wear sandals. Point deduction everytime one of them comes off
     
  14. rob6465

    rob6465 Member Full Member

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    I did not hear any of these demands, only heard that....1. cotto cannot go to pacman's body
    2. Cotto will need to sign saying that if he knocks down pacman, he will be sued.
     
  15. rob6465

    rob6465 Member Full Member

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    :lol::lol: