In the event Pac cannot continue, Cotto must then fight Pac's mustache for the remainder of the fight. It is said that Pac's mustache is as powerful, if not more powerful then Chuck NOrris's beard and Steven Seagal's pony tail.
pacqauio will substitue his gloves with wraps dipped in glue and broken glass like in kickboxer. To make it more like kickboxer miguel will have to undergo plastic surgery the day before the fight to make him look like Jean Claude Van Dam
Fight now being changed to a Butterbean'ish 4 rounder. w/ Joshua Clottey being the "special guest" referee. (Can Joshua be trusted or has he switched sides to team Pac?)
I just heard that Cotto will only take the fight if he is allowed to throw his patented left uppercut to the nuts every time Pac puts him on ***** street.