everyone says that to me mate. me and my mates got this competition going called Goals, Virgins, Anal. You get a point for every goal you score at football, point for every virgin you have sex with, point for every time you do anal. I am dicking on him cos ive been on fire at 5-a-side latley!
When you say anal, do you mean receiving or giving? Must admit doing a bird up the arse has never really appealed to me
That scoring system is **** Rob. You need something like 1 pt for a goal, 3 points for anal and 5 for a virgin.
You sound like a bit of a wimp avid. Plus most acceptable ladies clean their ass hole, you must have been with skanks mate...
A wimp because I don't like ****ing a women in a cavity that was designed to expel the bodys waste?? Hmmm. Don't know how you guys do it in Iceland but it ain't my cup of tea