With all the supermodels flocking to you and endless hours pumping iron in the gym it's a small miracle you've managed to find the time to make over 30,000 posts on here.
He probably dictates his posts to his sexy secretary, while he's hard at it pleasuring two or three A-list supermodels. That's precisely what I used to do when I was a single guy.
Amazing isn't it, over 7 years of posts, nearly 8 years.. all those rbr's and all that crap talking in the lounge, all those awful predictions and nonsense I spout, yeah, it all adds up doesn't it. I don't pump iron, I'm old school, floor work mainly, but I get your point.. I have incredible multi tasking skills. Excuse any spelling mistake as I'm typing this with my nose while doing press up. So tell me, should I make an alt also? Are they as much fun as they look? I've always wondered why people do it, seems a little weird to me but I'm always up for something new.
Topics gone off track so let's lighten things up n try n steer it back I'd love to meet MJP... I'd bet my left bollock 95% of this forum wouldn't get so much as a sniff of her hair.... Including myself... Luckily that's why I take out my drinking club... Give her a quick tap on the noggin n wear her like sooty.... Lucky gal
I also missed the bit about shagging them up the dirt box aswell. I find that particularly satisfying....
This content is protected Phelps displaying her journalistic talent in the post fight presser last night (timestamped).
Tongue in cheek I imagine. Harmless chuckaway line you’re always going to get asked of a kid coming up from welter to Lhw
