Robert Gabriel Helenius vs. Mika Mielonen & Samuli Kärkkäinen vs. Elia Juusti RBR

Sánchez fanboying hard over Helenius, says his entire family are big supporters of Robbe's and predicts a 2nd round KO.

He says he listened to criticism of his performances in the past and tried making it exciting and pressing for a stoppage against Gigo and hopes the fans were pleasantly surprised by his efforts.

Can't help nature making you a feather-fist, though.

 

Sánchez must be fluent in three (Spanish, Finnish, English)

Most of us Yanks average fluency in 0.5 languages

 

Confirmed: it's a medieval castle. They're showing exterior shots now. It's quite breathtaking in fact.

 

I had grand ambitions of going out today for a proper lunch, but more and more it feels like staying in to watch this card and microwave up some frozen tikka masala was the right choice.

The quality of boxing has been atrocious but sometimes you just want to fritter away your Saturday afternoon watching some fights. I've not done so in quite some time (Lil Butt is on vacation with his mum; fair do's, I got him for most of July).

 

They've got a local sweaty Post Malone knock-off rapping in Finnish middle of the ring. This is sublimely cringe.

edit: my goodness, his name is SAGGY

 

Saggy's first offering was his spin on a Rastafari jam...now they're playing some vaguely Punjab or elsewise southeast Asian tune and he is humming along between his rap verses.

Man's a walking cultural appropriation clearinghouse.

(his dreads are cooler than Diamante's though, I'll give him that)

 

Even the chunky old granny in there now, she's rocking that dress, looking a mature and well-fed Elsa from the movie Frozen.

 

Did not budget out my time well...thought we might get a bit more of Saggy's chicanery. My tikka masala is piping hot...don't want to burn my gob off, but also don't want to leave it to get cold for ten rounds while I'm doing my RBR typing. Ring walks underway...panic!

 

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