Rocky Marciano vs a cat

Seriously? Rocky was just a step over your every day bar fighter! He'd be lucky to see the 2nd round!

 

Maybe the lion is really old ... ?

 

If The Cat was Cleveland Williams, I'd pick The Rock, although The Cat would always have the puncher's chance.

 

Unfortunately, the cat was a sabretooth tiger.

 

Yep and because it fought Marciano it's now extinct.

 

A leopard would tear Rocky to shreds and a lion would eat him without much trouble. But what about those naked cats with no fur? The ones that look like a four legged scrotum? I think those in particular scare the life out of anyone. Rocky included

 

Not really.

 

You're better than this fella.

 

Nobody should have to fight one of those!

 

The cat would be too fast, too skilled, too athletic, too big and too strong for Rocky Marciano.

Sorry people, the world has moved on since the days before the advent of color.

 

I was laughing at a clip of Marciano on my phone the other day, and my cat sat on my lap, I put my phone next to the cat, and the cat was way bigger than Rocky.

 

The cat has more pixels too. You can just see the skill oozing off it.

In HD.

 

The cat licks Rocky..

 

Which Cat? Top Cat? Sylvester,or Tom?, or even the Big Cat. I think that Charley Goldman and Al Weill will have Rocky well prepared by chasing a chicken with a cat face mask. Then they place a cat picture on his mirror, that is part of his dresser. When Marciano arrives for the fight his trunks have a large picture of Spike, the dog on them. The final touch will be the boxing gloves laced with cat nip, and Marciano's shoes have a plastic ball with a bell on them. The referee is Huckleberry Hound, The Cat becomes the aggressor, aiming for Rocky's scar tissue on his eyes, with a staccato type jab, he then sees Mighty Mouse sitting with Ms Mouse and goes to attack them. Cat runs into Suzi-Q, The Cat takes a full 10 count, from referee Hound. Marciano states that he expected a much tougher bout. His next bout is rumored to be against challenger Wood D. Woodpecker, probably coming to a tree near you

 

This might be my favourite thread