Rocky Marciano vs Ann Wolfe

This is a tough one. If a 58 year old Walcott dropped Rocky with one shot, imagine what Wolfe could do... Wolfe has the modern day speed and power to really deter Marciano. Also dont forget the 21st century nutrition that makes Ann Wolfe bigger than the average heavyweight. She's 5'9" for crying out loud! Lil 5'5" Rocco is going to be jumping up and down trying to peep Wolfe's chin. Even the name Wolfe inspires confidence. So uncrude. So powerful. So modern. Rocky really has no chance here besides a freak accident ko.

 

With Rockys 10” reach what’s he gonna do? Head butt her? Actually he probably would. And then his skin would fall off because his tissue is weak sauce.

Okay but to be serious, as soon as he takes the first step, his feet collide and he falls over.

No, no, let’s be really serious. If Ann Wolfe got into the ring with Rocky, Rocky would absolutely ruin her. And then he would wake up from his dream and reach for the light switch. But as he reaches extra hard for it, he falls over. He then gets so mad that he starts pounding the wall. But the wall doesn’t start to chip until his 1000th punch because he was an attrition puncher. But I’ll be scott dog damned if the little itty bitty poopsy woopsy fella didn’t have heart.

 

Let be serious, Anne would be unable to put Maricano out of his misery. She would have to settle for a unanimous decision.

There is a chance she gets a TKO if the Referee calls his trips and falls as knockdowns. He may even injure himself enough to call the fight.

 

This is getting so out of hand now. SMH

 

It is but some of these threads and posts are pretty funny in their ridiculousness.

Tickles my fancy but then again I remember loling way past time to the Boston Tom McMoustache threads.

 

Man, Ann puts so bad a beating on dat boi that even the rockistas can't defend him. It would be brutal

 

Sorry Folks. Rocky would need steroids to win.

Ann has way more testosterone than Rocko ever could. She's probably got a bigger dick too.

 

I'm a big Marciano fan but I can't think of a way that he can win. Let's just stick to the Eric Crumbles for these fantasy matchups.

 

If Ann hits him like she did Vonda Ward, Rocky is going out on a stretcher also!

 

At least match someone up with Rocky that's in his weight class SMH. The only people he fought that were as big as Wolfe was a bumbling oaf of a fighter in Shkor and a 137 year old Joe Louis

I predict Wolfe by KO within 4 (or I guess within 6 in female boxing rounds?)

 

At first I was against it, but now I just roll with it. Personally I was a fan of the "Mysterious Billy Pickles" and "Battling Jim Johnson" threads

 

Look, I'm gonna come out and say it: Marciano was better than Sherry Morris:

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Ann Wolfe is a step too far, though, we shouldn't make these unfair comparisons. But I think he might whup Sherry. 60-40 kind of fight.

 

bump!

 

Rocky's too small.

Dave Anderson had a new book out called "Too Small To Get It Done!" (The Rocky Marciano story)

$17.95