Dana White walks up to the most beautiful, kind and intelligent woman in the world and says: "Hello Most Beautiful, Kind and Intelligent Woman in the World" Would you like to go to dinner? I have admired you for years" Most Beautiful, Kind and Intelligent Woman in the World says: "No" Dana White says: "****ing stupid, ugly ***** doesn't have a decent bone in her body" "She's not even top ten in this bar at the moment"