Say what you want about Vitali or Arreola but...

that above orgy of internet-related lols made my manhood violently explode in a torrent of blood and semen

p.s. +1

 

Yeah, only we've got a fat man with a cap gun against a ****ing chiselled god with a howitzer. It won't last long.

 

I can say what I want ? One is fat, the other is ancient.

 

I sincerely hope you're right.

Because instead I see it as one guy trudging forward into a steady rate of heavy jabs and right crosses, throwing the occasional wild haymaker more in hope than expectation, eventually succumbing to an accumulation of punishment.

I'd rather your version happened.