School me on the role that Hopkins has in GBP?

Courtesy of Jack Presscot 2008

Sugar Shane Mosley and Jack Mosley are standing in front of Richard Schaefer's Massive mansion, which looks like the one Jed Clampett bought in "The Beverly Hillbillies".....They are wearing matching red jackets and little red Porter caps and are parking the cars of the guests, like J-Lo and Marco Antonio, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Cheech and Chong, George Lopez, Floyd Mayweather Sr., Jim Lampley, and Larry Merchant, ect. Bernard Hopkins and Francisco Bojado are wearing tux and tails and are serving canapes and h'orderbs. Rocky Juarez is in the kitchen, cooking up enchiladas, and a massive Prime Rib. Mario Lopez is inexplicably walking around in a diaper, wearing a top hat and wishing everyone a happy new year, and Oscar de la Hoya and Andy Dick are following him around like 2 lost puppies, giggling. Jin Mosley is in a French Maid outfit, and is reluctantly taking everyone's coat at the door.

Oscar......(Following behind Mario Lopez).........."It's the New Year's Eve Bunny! Just like at the Playboy Mansion! Here BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY!!!"

Andy Dick.............."Who's the sexy bell hop at the entrance, Oskie?"

Oscar.............(Hiccough') Oh, thats Shane, I'll introduce you later"


(Outside, Shane and Jack are shivering, waiting for the next guest)

Shane Mosley.............."Gotdamn, you'da thought Massa would have given us a fukkin' jacket to wear out here, I'se freezin' my ass off"

Jack Mosley................."Yeah, I knows whut you mean. It's colder dan ****ing Miss Millie, in de 9th when she was jes watchin' her man get his ass beat by dat lil' Chinese Muthafuka"

Shane Mosley................"Speakin of de debbil, here she come now in de new Black Lexus"

(Millie de la Hoya drives up, wearing the tiniest of red miniskirts, and a party hat.)

Millie de la Hoya............."Chane....get een de car weeth me. I have brought you some food from Mac-Donals." (Holds up a bag filled with Double Cheeseburgers)

Shane Mosley.............."MMMM...MMMMPHHHH!!! Hot Damn, I'se so hongry I could eat a damn hoss about now, I aint had nuthin' t' eat but some of de hardtack Massa lef fo our breakfas' dis mo'nin." (Gets in and quickly reaches into the bag, and starts gobbling a cheeseburger, greedily)

Millie de la Hoya..............."Jak....I weel park de Carr myself....I need Chane to carry bags too my room."

(Peels off)

(Back inside the mansion, 45 minutes later)

Bernard is offering Canapes to Cheech and Chong, who are stoned beyond belief)

Bernard Hopkins............"Canapes, sirs?"

Cheech....................."Hey man, what the **** is that, looks like bugs"

Chong......................."Well gimme some of those little ****ers, I'm starving"

Just then, Oscar, Andy Dick and Mario head up to the master Bedroom....Oscar and Andy are giggling, and a heavily intoxicated Mario Lopez, on the verge of losing his diaper, is carried up the stairs by the two.

(Inside the Master Bedroom, Millie hears footsteps and voices leading to the door)

Millie de la Hoya..............."CHEET!!!, Here comes that estupido and hees leetle friends, Gett off of me, Chane!"

(She pushes a naked Shane Mosley off of her to the floor, who scurries under the bed, and quicky slips her dress back on, as the door opens)

Millie..........."What are you doing.....poot heem in de guest quarters, he ees NOT sleeping in here, Oscar!"

A Surprised de la Hoya................"Uhm yes dear"

(They leave and shut the door, which Millie then quicky locks, and slips the dress back off, and hops back on the bed.)

Millie....................."Chane, get back up here, jou are not feeneshed with de job"

Shane....(Climbs back on top)........."Miss Millie, did Oscar bust' us?

Millie..............."Dont pay no attention to heem, he ees too stupid to notice anytheeng but Marrio right now"


(Standing outside freezing) Jack Mosley......"Dat boy gonna git us both fired"

 

Bernard Hopkins, Sugar Shane, Jack Mosley, Ricky Hatton, and the maid, who looks like Florida Evans, from "Good Times" are all standing around, outside Oscar's Private Room at the GBP Building on Monday Morning. He is inside, on a Hospital bed, like a dying swan.....Millie, and Richard Schaefer are tending to him.)

Hopkins..........."Damn, po' Massa sho nuff took an ass whuppin' on Sattday Night. His eye all ****ed up."

Jack Mosley.........."I tole him. Dat lil Chinese muthafukka all wrong fo you, Massa, but he din' bleeve my ass."

Shane Mosley..........."Anyone know when we gone gits our breakfas?"

Bernard.................."Gotdamn, Shane, Massa jes took de ass beatin' of his ****ing life, and all you kin think bouts is yo ****ing stomach. Dont you never gits enough to et?"

Shane Mosley............"Well, I cain' hep it, I'se hongry. I aint had nuthin to eat since las. night."

(From inside.....Oscar stirs, and awakes......"Richard.....Richard, get me some tissue"

Millie de la Hoya.............."Ah mi amor, te estas levantando! Vamos al banco ahora, el cheque ya llego del HBO."

Oscar.................."Yes, Richard, give Millie the check so she can deposit it"

Richard reached inside his jacket pocket, producing an envelope, which Millie snatches away.

Millie (Blows Oscar a kiss)......Adios, ya me voy al Banco!"

(Millie arrives outside the door, and asks Bernard Hopkins for the keys to the Limo, which he hands over)......."Where ees Chane. I want heem too drive me to de bank"

Shane..........."Kin we stop at de McDonalds, Miss Millie? I's so hongry!"

Millie.........."Jes we can Chane, hurry up Mi Asucar!"

(Millie and Shane leave for the Elevator....Ricky Hatton spots something and says...)

Ricky............"Blimey! Am I seein' things, or did she jest put er and on is arse?

 

:00am....Bernard, Rocky Juarez, Sugar and Jack, all sitting around in the kitchen, with a woman who looks like Florida Evans, wearing a maid outfit, staring at a loaf of stale bread, and a jar of molasses.

Bernard......"Gotdamn, lasses' an bread again. When dat cheap ass mutherfukkin' Baws of ours gone break down an' get us some decent food fo our breakfas?"

Sugar....."Please pass de molasses, Bernard"

Bernard....."Sugah, you is de most pathetic man in dis building. I swears, Massa could leave us a steamin' pile o' dawg**** here in dis kitchen, and you'd go grab a gotdamned foke."

Sugar...."Hell, I caint' hep it, I'se a Hongry Muthafukka."

Rocky...."Yo no quiero comer ese pan y mierda otra vez"

Bernard...."What de **** you jes say, Meskin?"

Jack Mosley...."I thinks he mentioned sumethin' bouts not wanting to eat dis **** again"

Just then Oscar de la Hoya walks through the door, with a big box, wearing an Uncle Sam Hat, and a red white and blue jacket!

Oscar......."HAPPY ELECTION DAY Everybody! As you all know, Election Day is a Very Important Day for America, and we are going to have our own little celebration! I bought all my workers a nice surprise before the workday starts! Now where is Francisco Bojado, I need him to drive me to Beverly Hills for my pedicure....Bye!" (Leaves the Box on the table and exits)

Bernard....."What do you think he left us?"

Sugar....."Maybe somethin' ta eat?"

Jack....."Hmmmm, I ain' too sure. Meskin, you open it up"

Rocky Juarez opens the box, to reveal a dozen cupcakes, all decorated in Black and Orange Frosting, with witches and goblins....."es cekitos"

Bernard...."What de **** he say?"

Jack......"Cupcakes"

Shane.....MMMMMMM!!! Boy, dey sho looks good!"

Bernard....."Wait a minute, those are mutherfukking Halloween Cupcakes, that were probly fresh on Friday. (Picks one up and bonks the wooden table with it) Dese are harder n' Jermain Taylor's big head. I ain eatin dat ****"

Shane Mosley....Gimme one o' dem cakes, 20 seconds in de microwave, it be softer than a fresh day roll"

 

That Jack was one insecure and talentless Albino.

I'm glad the ***** died of AiDS while getting gang fukked by that gaggle of Russian She-Males.

 

when bob arum leaves top rank will still be running.

 

jack was more of a brotha than you'll ever be.