Secrets to a good jab?

thats ok, i dont expect you to understand little boy.

 

Yeah. He's mentally deluded and a blatent liar as well.

 

You do realise calling BB a little boy doesn't make the bull**** you're saying any more correct don't you?

 

sooo im not talking to a bunch of sad pathetic insecure 3 year olds?....sure seems like it.

 

Personally I like to steal the other guy's mouthpiece and headgear off his head without him noticing, then drop them off in his corner after the round like "you forgot something bro."

Good way to work my speed, teaches them a lesson too.

Dude if I let my coach see that he'd call me a ***** for even considering taking advantage of you like that.

PS
I have to admit it'd be pretty unnerving to fight a guy who relentlessly stares at your ***** like that though. Subtle but intimidating.

 

Nope. I'm rather worried that you're inviting 3 year olds around to your house to spar with you. I didn't think you were like that, Ylem.

I also think you need to look up the definition for the word "insecure", you clearly don't understand the meaning.

Seriously though, you're talking to a bunch of people that live in reality. You're living off in the world of Ylem somewhere.

Lets do a simple test. I was told this a long time ago - A boxer should be able to throw unlimited punches, bob and weave and whatever else and NEVER be off balance. This is a very basic, every boxer should be able to do this. Do you agree or disagree with this statement?

 

I'm quite flattered actually - ylem just because im not bald and hi he'd over doesn't mean I'm young- I've done grown up stuff like actually have a boxing match and sex with something other then my hand

 

Edit

 

yup clearly a crouched stance is ****.....even though it worked for Louis, dempsey, Frazier......

 

Well that was random.

 

Thanks man i'm sticking this in my training log to work on .

 

Looking at the floor is not the same as a crouched stance.


Since I doubt you'll ever man up and get your book so we can fight, I'll give away a few of the things I'd be looking to do against you:

1. Smash you over top of the dome with an overhand right every single chance I get. I've always wanted to KO someone by smashing them on top of the head.

2. Throw my right hand into that nifty, inviting little pocket that forms every time you jab. See how you lean your head at a weird angle? Leaves a nice perfect opening right on your jaw. Actually some of the worst jabbing technique possible.

3. Overhand right-right uppercut (or left uppercut). You're just asking for it.

4. Break as many of your ribs as possible. Your body is ridiculously open on both sides.

Note that none of these things are terribly damning flaws. Everybody slips up from time to time. But since you have zero speed and power, your opponent can exploit pretty much every opening you offer, which is a lot. Normally a guy is gonna have to be careful not to get tagged, but since you'll be occupied checking out my weiner the whole time I won't be terribly concerned about getting countered.

Also, you appear to hit like a girl.

 

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