Selcuk Aydin vs. DeMarcus Corley RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 2

    Jomardashvili is prancing around Licina in a clockwise home-run victory trot, crossing heel over ankle in a freewheeling happy-go-lucky Tokyo Drift on the sides of his feet. Licina watches, bemused, spinning and testing out the straightness of his jab as Jomardashvili passes. Finally Licina strikes with cobraesque abruptness, leading with a right hand diversion on Jomardashvili's guard and then banging him with a left hook that sends his already self-effaced balance into disarray. Down, but quickly up and not hurt and saved by the bell anyway.

    10-8 Licina

    20-17 Licina
     
  2. IntentionalButt

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    Round 3

    Jomardashvili is down again in the first minute, but it's ruled a push-down or slip. The ref even helps Jomardashvili stand with a yank on his wrists. Licina is now clobbering him as Jomardashvili leans in and tries pressing against him for a clinch. Incidental rabbit punches by Licina. Big undercutting hooks to the body by Licina and Jomardashvili crumbles to his knees. He takes a few seconds of the count but is back for more. HUGE FLURRY BY JOMARDASHVILI, throwing as hard as he possibly can in between sticking both arms straight up in the air, hopping in place to play for the crowd. Licina simply puts up his turtle shell with that no-nonsense expression on his face and lets Jomardashvili finish his display, then batters him back down with more clubbing blows to head and body. The ref waves it off without much argument, Jomardashvili pleased to at least have made his last stand.

    TKO3!!
     
  3. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    :rofl Jomardashvili is laughing his balls off, actually. He was having fun in there, and probably knew he was about to either get KTFO or best case take a standing TKO loss so he just went ape**** to at least make sure he entertained the fans.

    Good stuff, Levan. :good


    ...and you, Enad. Lighten up, bro. Why so serious?
     
  4. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Uh...yeah. Homeboy maybe takes himself a bit too seriously, considering he brought an entourage into the ring wielding a full-color matte printed banner talking him up for stopping a guy whose job description is practically "lose by stoppage". :patsch

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    Vainglorious doesn't even cut it.
     
  5. IntentionalButt

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    Renat Samedovi vs. Alptug Oener, 4 rounds @ middleweight
     
  6. IntentionalButt

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    Swing bout. Thanks, cruisers.
     
  7. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Another silver platter of meze for a Turkish prospect.

    Samedovi, hailing from Georgia (not the state in the USA :D) is 6-7 with one knockout...but six losses by knockout.

    Oh, did I mention he is also a welterweight? :roll:
     
  8. IntentionalButt

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    Round 1

    Samedovi is pushing a timid jab out from his guard, legs spread wide and turned aside to angle his left shoulder to Oener. Big straight left hand and right hook by the young Turkish southpaw. Samedovi is keeping his arms very high, stiffly held out a few inches from his face as he circles warily around Oener and rolls out light jabs. Oener pecks his way in with a chicken-wing right jab and then starts to drop in overhand lefts and big wide telegraphed right hooks as he gets near. Samedovi is too shell-shocked to counter, simply moving and defending with no thought of so much as jabbing until back on the outside where he does occasionally drop a 1-1-2, but Oener is quick to duck and the Georgian isn't throwing with any commitment or speed.

    10-9 Oener
     
  9. IntentionalButt

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    Round 2

    Samedovi is hooking the body with his right and following with long whistling lefts up top. Samedovi backs straight up and is breathing heavier and heavier, looking ready to go any time now. Oener walks Samedovi into the ropes and leans on him a bit, roughing him up with forearms and elbows in between hooking attacks downstairs and sloppy overhand lefts that crash in between Samedovi's eyes while he is busy looking out for and fending off body punches.

    10-9 Oener

    20-18 Oener
     
  10. IntentionalButt

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    Oener couldn't finish a single rhombus of baklava if his life depended on it. :-(


    No way you let Samedovi escape that 2nd. No way.
     
  11. IntentionalButt

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    Round 3

    Samedovi is pushed into the ropes with Oener's skull drilling into his chest. Oener hooks Samedovi in the ribcage on either side. Samedovi grabs Oener in a spinning headlock and twists away from him in a very awkward clinch. Again Samedovi gets his arm bent around behind himself and wrapped around Oener's neck. The ref brings them both center ring for a summit on ring etiquette. Time in. Lazy right jabs by Oener, ducked and slipped by Samedovi. Finally Samedovi breaks into a dead run past Oener and stays by the ropes. Oener walks him down and gets choked by another of Samedovi's anaconda holds. They punch out of the clinch and Oener goes a bit low. Right hook on the hip by Oener as Samedovi puts his arms out to shield his face. Samedovi takes a lateral step out of the pocket and makes it to the ropes where Oener slaps his sides a bit more.

    10-9 Oener

    30-27 Oener
     
  12. jazza

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    the guy in the red is getting smashed
     
  13. IntentionalButt

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    Yeah...but considering he is a chinny welterweight in with a 23-year-old natural middleweight, he really ought to not still be here in the fourth...
     
  14. IntentionalButt

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    Round 4

    Samedovi is crab-walking around the ring, brushing against the ropes, earmuffs on. Oener just strolls up and lets wild series of hooks go, not very well placed or with much snap on them. Samedovi casually moves along the perimeter and waves his arms in the way as Oener follows him with a fluttering right jab. A few 1-2s by Samedovi on the go now. Oener ducks them, a bit too exaggeratedly. Oener is killing time on the outside, shaking his arms out and watching Samedovi. Oener jabs in, missing, and gets caught in a clinch. Right hook by Oener, landing behind the ear as Samedovi stands in the pocket and trades with him. Samedovi is stunned by a short left hand lead on the nose.

    10-9 Oener

    40-36 Oener
     
  15. jazza

    jazza Well-Known Member Full Member

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    has Enad Licina already had a fight