Sergei Valerievich Kharitonov vs. Malik Dohonna Scott RBR

Let's get this freakshow underway.

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I mean, let's maybe not act like the also 41 year old Sergei Kharitonov headlining a professional boxing card is any less bust-a-rib laughable...

 

Kickboxing match just started; Azerbaijani dude versus Belarusian.

 

A quick Google translate of the YouTube comments (from Russian) shows a lot of his own people talking shite about Putin ...hiding in a bunker like a *****, etc - ya love to see it.

 

Uh...the guy with the more rectangular head, uglier face, no facial hair and 3-4 inches taller won.

I can't comprehensively read Russian but the Cyrillic characters look like "Naber Werect" if it were Roman alphabet.

 

Some other fight starting now, not what we're waiting on...

One name resembles "TNMYP MYCAEB". The other is "something RAYNNAEB".

I'm not sure wtf is going on with this card, we're 25 minutes away from midnight local time in Belarus. How late is this crowd staying out? For freaking Kharitonov vs. Scott of all things..

 

MYCAEB is the southpaw, running around light on his toes. RAYNNAEB chasing him throwing haymakers with bad intentions.

Two minute rounds and they're barefoot, so I'm guessing this is kickboxing rules, but I'm yet to see a non-fist strike.

 

RAYNNAEB rolled his ankle, a minute into the second round...pretty damn badly, that might be a wrap on this one.

 

It will never not be funny watching Nikolai Valuev standing next to a regular human and/or wearing an ill-tailored suit jacket.

 

Alexander Zagorsky (known affectionately to silly internet forum boxing nerds as "Mikhail Bufferov") is fired up introducing the next match...

but, again, still not the main event.

 

It is officially midnight Minsk time...if Kharitonov vs. Scott isn't the fight directly after this one I might have to bail. Can't just stay sitting in a hospital district galleria food court all evening, especially with nowhere to plug my laptop in.

(there's one outlet but it's dead )

 

Red trunks beat gold trunks (who seemed to believe it was in the bag for him and is now apoplectic).

Hopefully we're now moments away...