June 7th Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! The Latin Snake [FONT="](Latinus Humanus Elapsis) is the largest venomous snake in the world. The Adult Latin Snakes have an average length of 1.8 meters (6 ft) and a maximum length of 4.5 meters (14 ft).[1] The Latin Snake receives its name from its stealthy moves and, cunning ring prowess. The Latin Snake is reputed to be the fastest moving snake in the Middleweight and now Junior Middleweight division, and has been claimed to move at up to 20 km/h (12.5 mph watch out Forrest!).[/FONT] [FONT="]Behavior[/FONT] [FONT="]A single jab from a Latin Snake may inject enough venom to kill 20-40 grown men, easily killing one unless the appropriate anti-venom is administered in time (take note Forrest). When cornered, they will readily attack.[2] When in the striking position, the Latin Snake flattens its neck, hisses very loudly and displays its spectacular right hand and deadly fangs. It can rear up around one-third of its body from the ground[1] which allows it to reach heights of approximately seven feet(Valuev territory).[2] When warding off a threat, the Latin Snake usually delivers multiple strikes, injecting its potent neuro- and cardiotoxin with each strike, often attacking the body or head, unlike most other snakes (Thats right he has a balanced attack). This content is protected [/FONT] [FONT="]If left undisturbed, Latin Snakes tend to live in their lairs for long periods of time, which are often vacated insect mounds, hollow trees, or studio apartments in East LA. Latin Snakes are diurnal snakes that hunt prey actively day or night( They dont discriminate). When hunting smaller prey the Latin Snake delivers a single deadly bite and backs off, waiting for the neurotoxin in its venom to paralyze the prey. When killing a tomato can, however, the Latin Snake will cling to its prey, preventing it from flying away.[/FONT] Venom Latin Snakes are among the ten most venomous snakes in the world. The Latin Snake venom can kill a human in 20 minutes. With a LD50 of 0.25-0.32 mg/kg, the Latin Snake is 3 times as venomous as the Cape Cobra, 5 times as venomous as the King cobra and about 40 times as venomous as the Gaboon viper.[4] Latin Snake venom contains powerful, fast-acting neurotoxins and cardiotoxins, including calciseptine.[5] Its bite delivers about 100-120 mg of venom on average, however it can deliver up to 400 mg of venom; 10 to 15 mg is deadly to a human adult. The initial symptom of the bite is local pain in the bite area, although not as severe as snakes with hemotoxins. The victim then experiences a tingling sensation in the extremities, drooping eyelids (eyelid ptosis), tunnel vision, sweating, excessive salivation, and lack of muscle control (specifically the mouth and tongue). If the victim does not receive medical attention, symptoms rapidly progress to nausea, shortness of breath, confusion, and paralysis. Eventually, the victim experiences convulsions, respiratory failure, and coma, and dies due to suffocation resulting from paralysis of the muscles used for breathing. Without treatment the mortality rate is nearly 100%,[1] among the highest among venomous snakes. [FONT="]Lifestyle[/FONT] [FONT="] This content is protected [/FONT] [FONT="]Latin Snake This content is protected [/FONT] [FONT="]Latin Snakes live primarily in the grasslands of east LA and, though not considered an arboreal species, can live in bushes and small trees (you know if he has too). Its diet consists mainly of small journeymen, tomato cans, and overhyped reality show contestants. Despite the negative reputation, it plays a crucial role in regulating pests in the middleweight and junior middleweight division. This content is protected [/FONT] Breeding Breeding usually takes place in late spring or early summer. After mating the male will return to its own home ( of course bitches). The female will then regret what she was thinking and possibly blame it on alcoholic beverages. Breeding takes place when the two Latin Snakes twist their bodies together and can last for days
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl My man, that **** is on par with any of China_Hand_Joe's legendary pieces right there. :good
Valid question indeed. This bum hasn't done anything in boxing to be recognized as anything significant anyways. So in the end it doesn't matter who Sergio Mora is:smoke
Sergio Mora will more than anything prob get Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! ass kicked. but this was a brilliant piece none the less B.
Hey you must remember, He's getting that "MAN STRENGTH" now. Well thats what he said before the Ayala fight where he received a early x-mas gift, a nice big DRAW with a red bow on it.