Sergiy Vyacheslavovich Derevyanchenko vs. Jeremy Ramos & Eleazar Holyfield vs. LaTreveon Grant RBR

Well, just found out what the "Q" stands for while searching up this song:

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They played it last time (on the most recent McCall card), but tonight was much improved. I'm not sure they had Randy Smith at CountryBox 32.

 

Uh - neither.

 

Hernando A'Kieyius Walthall vs. NDira Spearman, 4 rounds @ super bantamweight

 

"A veteran of sixteen fights" is a very flattering way to introduce Spearman, who is 1-15.

Walthall has the same pro record, minus the fifteen defeats.

 

Walthall is 18, which (especially if you have Gen Z kids) explains why he refused to remove his headphones for his BoxRec photo.

 

Spearman down from a body shot in R2, and spat his gum shield to stall for extra time. Might not escape the round.

edit: nope, he doesn't. Another body shot has him rolling around on the ground like he's in a 1980s after school special on fire safety.

 

Spearman's winning percentage is a cool 43.75% away from even the .500 mark!

At that point they may as well say "Coming to us from Lavergne, Tennessee by way of Baltimore, Maryland and coming to us WITH A PULSE..."

 

Ryan Díaz vs. Armondo Marez Reeves, 4 rounds @ cruiserweight

 

Btw, if anybody wonders how I scrape up these obscure fighters' middle names when it's just the middle initial listed on BoxRec - it's as easy as just plugging their name (in quotes) along with their listed birth city into Google. It'll usually give you a full history of any publicly listed addresses, relatives, and...yes, most often full names including middle:

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/armondo-reeves_id_G-7775313435164865320

 

Commentators: Reeves has fought everybody at cruiser!

IB: skims his 4-25-3 record and doesn't recognize a single name.

Not a one.