Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW

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  1. JohnJohn

    JohnJohn Active Member Full Member

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    Seriously, today JCVD would win this on youth (relatively speaking) alone. Prime for prime, Norris all day.
     
    JohnJohn, Aug 13, 2012
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  2. Body Head

    Body Head East Side Rape (CEO) Full Member

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    Van Damme doesn't lose against anybody ever.

    It's time to stop the Chuck Norris invincibility jokes, because at this very ****in moment it's all about JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME. IT ALL STARTS HERE.

    Van Damme is undefeated with one draw, with that draw coming from Arnold Schwarzengger.

    Nobody ****s with Arnold or Van Damme.
     
    Body Head, Aug 13, 2012
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  3. dranon

    dranon Well-Known Member Full Member

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    There are no Chuck Norris jokes! Those are warnings for everyone's personal safety! A single hair in chucks manly beard has the capability to cripple JCVD.
     
    dranon, Aug 13, 2012
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  4. boranbkk

    boranbkk "ไม่ได้โม้นะ" Full Member

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    I love the way you put "Serious Question" on this one!:lol:

    Well oustide of Seagal who taught everyone everything and Bruce...... well.....we just don't talk about Bruce cos he's on a level all on his own, has there ever been such an epic match up of legends the calibre of these two?


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgitIMSgKT8[/ame]


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vybSGMkqWbQ[/ame]




    I just can't decide! :think
     
    boranbkk, Aug 14, 2012
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  5. jb1

    jb1 REFLECTION OF PERFECTION Full Member

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    Chuck norris was a character in mortal kombat but had to be removed as he is immortal and every move he does is a fatality
     
    jb1, Aug 14, 2012
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  6. GreatLookingGuy

    GreatLookingGuy Guest

    I am actually serious on this, kind of curious. Norris was way better at real karate, including the full contact type (although I guess JCVD was more legit than I once thought he was. my assumption always was he was basically a dancer, but I guess he won some real fights). Also Norris actually learned some legit BJJ and got pretty good at it. he has taken better care of his body, not having used drugs or drank and not having banged every coke ***** he could, yet again, 70 plus is still 70 plus. So I just don't know.
     
    GreatLookingGuy, Aug 16, 2012
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  7. The Spider

    The Spider Guest

    I'll say it again >>>

    Nobody beats Chuck Norris at anything.
     
    The Spider, Aug 16, 2012
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  8. Stoo

    Stoo Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    **** off Johnstown
     
    Stoo, Aug 16, 2012
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  9. GreatLookingGuy

    GreatLookingGuy Guest

    what?
     
    GreatLookingGuy, Aug 19, 2012
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  10. Stoo

    Stoo Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    **** off Johnstown!
     
    Stoo, Aug 20, 2012
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  11. rusty nails

    rusty nails Tszyu for PM!! Full Member

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    come on guys.. ten years ago it might have been different but chuck would have trouble getting out of a deep chair these days.
     
    rusty nails, Aug 20, 2012
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  12. dranon

    dranon Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Bull****!The chair would help Chuck get up outta fear of death by roundhouse kick.
     
    dranon, Aug 23, 2012
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