Shattered Glass is Coming - You Read It Here First

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by GlassJawsExist, Nov 25, 2011.


  1. Some exciting announcements have been made in boxing people. Namely that the fight between Cotto and Margacheato has been given the go ahead. This means that Cotto can exact revenge by targeting that cyborg Glass Eye of the goateed Mexican disgrace. :vonnecunt

    Now it seems Vitali v Haye could be on the horizon. Haye is a dead cert to get his Mandible obliterated into jaggy shards in front of a global audience of millions. No amount of cringeworthy trash talk will save him from the brutal beating he will endure at the hands of Dr Robotnik himself. Brutal KO8. :happy:bbb:thumbsup

    These fights are bread and butter for ESB ChinChecker Productions. :smooch
     
  2. tottenham19

    tottenham19 ESB Masterbro Full Member

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    Yeah Haye is going to get his glass shattered.
     
  3. Arcane

    Arcane One More Time Full Member

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    Great predictions, no doubt Cotto should be targetting the glass eye of ignorant bandit and criminal Antonio 'I didn't cheat' Margarito :deal
     
  4. KO KIDD

    KO KIDD Loyal Member Full Member

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    Vitali and Margarito by late TKO's
     
  5. Dembek

    Dembek And the new... Full Member

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    Thanks to the Chin Checkers I'm now informed on who may get there glass smashed.
     
  6. Leon

    Leon The Artful Dodger Full Member

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    hey waht ever happen to Paper Face Disgraces?!:huh
     
  7. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Sensational post, GlassJawsExist. I'd definitely agree that these are as close to a lock as exists in boxing for the next installment of the box-office smash franchise, Glass Jaws. While I'm just a bit iffy on Cotto due to the fact that he's shot, I'm certain that Vitali, unlike his cowardly Glass Jawed brother, will smash Gaye's Fragile Glass Mandible.
     
  8. Joe.Boxer

    Joe.Boxer Chinchecker Full Member

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    :bbb:ko:!::tired:dead

    :happy

    You heard it here first, folks :deal.
     
  9. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    We do it all for the fans. Educating boxing fans about the central importance of punch resistance to success in boxing is one of life's highest callings.
     
  10. Prince.

    Prince. 24/7 365 Full Member

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    Why don't the chin checkers talk about Khan's chin anymore? or has it improved?
     
  11. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Khan is never far from our minds as he is one of the sterling examples of poor punch resistance, aka a Fragile Glass Mandible, in boxing today. If you haven't seen Chinchecker analysis on him lately it's because you haven't been looking.

    Alchemy doesn't exist and science hasn't figured a way to turn glass into iron. Therefore, there is no chance that Khan's Jaw has improved, at all. He's been avoiding punchers like they're the Black Death ever since Prescott starched him, that is with the exception of Maidana. And might I add that Maidana is an extraordinarily overrated puncher based on an inflated KO percentage due to subpar competition.

    Maidana also only caught up to Khan after he was sucking in air like an emphysema patient in the Boston Marathon and only managed to hit him with winded, windmilling arm punches. And he still put him on ***** street more times than George Michael at a gay parade. Khan's Chin is a disgrace to boxing and when he finally decides that he'd like to fight someone with over a 50% KO percentage you'll see it emphasized again.
     
  12. Prince.

    Prince. 24/7 365 Full Member

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    I deffo agree with your 'Maidana is an extraordinarily overrated puncher based on an inflated KO percentage due to subpar competition'. This is correct. Do you and your 'expert friends' think that Peterson has the power or should I say correct timing to put Khan in trouble or will we see some kind of upset when he goes to 147? Will you feel some type of satisfication when Khan gets dropped to the canvas... i mean you guys haven't seen that since 2008.

    As your a self proclaimed chinchecker do you think you can comment on a fighters heart/spirit? What are your views on Ortiz and Judah lol
     
  13. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Peterson certainly isn't the sort of puncher I would prefer to see him in there with but he certainly has the pop to get Khan in trouble as most guys other than Malignaggi do. Will he? Probably not, Khan didn't pick him because he expects a war and I imagine he'll be frustrated by Khan's lateral movement and ineffectual flurrying. Given the state of Khan's disgraceful Chin, however, anything and I repeat ANYTHING is possible.

    And do I find satisfaction seeing Khan jelly-legged? Yes, but it's nothing against him. I, and I think I can speak for the rest of the Chincheckers when I say this, find watching ANY Glass Jawed fighter being put on ***** street to be the highest form of entertainment. Ortiz and Judah are also both Glass Hearted and Glass Jawed Frauds and the only interest I have in seeing either of those jokes fight is to see them brutally KOed. Judah is also the rare fighter who has been constructed with more glass than a skyscraper given the fact that he can top the Glass Jaw, Glass Heart, and Glass Body Top 10s. He is a teetotal disgrace to boxing.
     
  14. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    I have consistently talked about Khan's still fragile whiskers, and will continue to do so. It is only a matter of time before the Konman is laid out cold.
     
  15. Prince.

    Prince. 24/7 365 Full Member

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    Interesting. So when you watched the Khan V Judah fight who was you rooting for (to win) or you didn't really care as long as one of them got KO'd? Do you feel sorry for Zab? I mean he always try's to build himself up to a big fight n says this is the new judah the new super judah tht ur looking for is here lol. Then he dissapoints. He doesn't even listen to his corner imo. What should Ortiz do next? I still remember tht question lol when the journalist asked him post the floydie fight why u so happy u've just lost; he said i've washed all my tears down the drain whilst i was in the shower.

    Have you or any of your chinchecker friends tested your own/each others chin's? :bbb