Should boxers who win by KO enjoy "just primae noctis"?

I'm sure most of you have seen the movie Braveheart where in the beginning the english lord crashes the wedding party and asserts his royal right of "jus primaa noctis" the right to take the newly married woman into his bed to bless the union. All women like an alpha male, who is strong, who can protect them and make them feel secure. They like to submit to that type of male.

When a boxer KO's his opponent and puts him in la la land, thats the ultimate form of dominance/superiority. Therefore, as a method establishing superiority over his fallen opponent shouldn't a boxer who wins by KO, to take the wife/girlfriend of his fallen opponent into his bed, and knock the walls out of her pu**y. What better way for the alpha male, to rightfully claim his place as the pack leader over the now KOed beta male. What do you guys think???























P.S. I know some of you think that this is the dumbest/craziest thing you've ever heard but don't take it too seriously I'm just bored as hell, and I think of ****ed up **** like this. Not really serious.

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Bika's opponents would be more than happy with a points win.

 

Groves wants this in his rematch contract with Froch

 

Bika's wife would be extra motivation for his opponents to get him out of there. Never seen such a sight in my life.

Damn, I wish I could post pics

 

I'd KO that glass-jawed fraud Wladimir and have my way with Hayden.

Then I'd wake up.

 

Are you saying you'd wake up because he actually knocked you out?? That means your woman is going to get thrashed by Vitali as well cause you know they like to share.

 

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If so, there would be dudes calling out De La Hoya daily...and fighting for pennies(literally) just hoping for a shot at the missus, LOL.

Iron Mike: " Hey Othkah, howth's about a fight at a catchweight of 170? I'll fight for free..."

Oscar: " The ****? Why does everybody want to fight me all of a sudden?"

Iron Mike: " Premavokka..."

Oscar: <face palm>

 

Only on ESB!

this messed up yo'

yall need to find ur way to the swingers forums.

 

If this were the case every fighter would duck Tim Bradley for fear of having to bed that she bear he's hooked up with.

Carl Froch would be getting challenged by heavyweights.

and that famous Lady Boy Muy thai boxer would be challenging Floyd for a shot at Ellerbe.

 

:rofl @ the ellerbe comment

 

Apparently she takes a great punch, her nose looks like it's been broken several times.

 

I would fight Shane Mosley multiple times a day until I ko him. Did you guys forget about his wifey?