Should Enzo Cazlaghe be reported as a Benefit Cheat ?

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  1. Lilo

    Lilo Boxing Addict Full Member

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  2. White Tiger

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    No that is not me.

    I'm only White Tiger on here - as it is a alternative name - after my orginal account was banned.

    However - I have read and watched films on Bruce Lee and know about his life and work.

    But that is not me.
     
  3. ant-man

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    :lol:

    Enzo looks happy enough in his new line of work.

    The greasy old geezer who runs my local chippy's a right cantankerous little *******, always talking gibberish...
     
  4. White Tiger

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    Its community service - for being a benefit cheat.

    Judge spared him jail - but he has to repay society somehow - because of all his benefit theft from the taxpayer.

    And of course repossesed his Moblity Benefit......................The Vauxhall People Carrier.
     
  5. ant-man

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    What the authorities will have done is said look, the guy's deeply involved in sports nutrition, so we'll give him a community service placement in the same field..

    Makes sense.
     
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  7. ScubaSteve

    ScubaSteve Dwylo o Garreg Full Member

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    It's definately Flint, take this excerpt as all the proof you need that this was in fact written for Big Macca;

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  8. White Tiger

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    :lol::lol::lol:

    The first half of the poem went like this.

    Unbeaten since the Swaby defeat.
    8 Cans of Cider the night before and defeat he did meet.
    But he put it all behind by destroying Bobby Gunn.
    He beat Wayne Braithwaite thanks to sparring with Enzo Calzaghes son.
    Camp Calzaghe turned him into WBO King.
    The Glamour Boy of boxing was now king of the ring.
     
  9. ScubaSteve

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    :lol::clap:
     
  10. White Tiger

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    Now lets stick both pieces together for the full Poem.............................


    Unbeaten since the Swaby defeat.
    8 Cans of Cider the night before and defeat he did meet.
    But he put it all behind by destroying Bobby Gunn.
    He beat Wayne Braithwaite thanks to sparring with Enzo Calzaghes son.
    Camp Calzaghe turned him into WBO King.
    The Glamour Boy of boxing was now king of the ring.

    "He reached the top of his game
    achieving glory and endless fame
    but one night, the dragon felt weak
    the pie and chips and 330ml can of fizzy drink stopped his streak"
     
  11. ScubaSteve

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    Difference is, that the bit I posted is actually from the Lilo's link only very, very slightly edited.
     
  12. biglads

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    The blame for the loss isn't hard to find
    Enzo C's driving of the Crazy Taxi kind
    Pie, Chips and a can of Pop
    Bags of Monster Munch, oh when will it stop?
    A headlight out at the O2 arena
    The Zafira's interior could have been cleaner
    Then Big Macc ran out with his hair all askew
    And got KTFO in the middle of Round Two
     
  13. ScubaSteve

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    :lol: :happy
     
  14. biglads

    biglads Climbing the WBO Rankings Full Member

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    I've been talking to my contacts down in Maesteg and I'm afraid it's going from Bad to Worse for Camp Enzo.

    I hear that as well as the food we all know about from Mickey's, Enzo C also claimed subsistence for an additional two saveloys that are as yet unaccounted for. At £1.39 each, Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs are now taking a very deep interest in the accounts of Camp Calzaghe.

    It is possible that it was just a legitimate oversight, maybe they were purchased as a special treat for Enzo Macc at the planned victory party. Perhaps they still reside in their greaseproof paper in the door pocket of the Zafira ......
     
  15. ant-man

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    Haiku ftw please..

    big fight approaching
    pie, large chips and a tizer
    did a funny dance
     
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