sLomo will flop like Matrix 2 in rematch

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  1. BigBone

    BigBone Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Besides clumsy Matrix & computer references & lack of Wachowksi Sisters' genius for our supposed P4P box office hero, rematch will go down like The Matrix - Reloaded that is, disaster for sLomo. He got beaten at his own game by a young AI neural engine and only found success by brute forcing a sophisticated virus, deleting own brain cells in process. That's a young hacker's game that will fry his Pentium 4 circuits in rematch. You see Commodore 64 was a force back in the day but this is modern times MF, and Fimo will be on Chenko's arse like AlphaGo, a pocketable, self-learning nuclear rector blowing away a room-sized 8 bit Russian computer, with the Papachenko whispering the famous words into sLomo's vertically aligned ears: 'Wake up, Neo.'
     
  2. Likethembigroundchunky

    Likethembigroundchunky New Member Full Member

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    Your writing style reminds me of how I use to talk when I was doing too much blow
     
  3. Pakkuman

    Pakkuman I'm not hot. I'm just BIG. Full Member

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    :lol:
     
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  4. Pakkuman

    Pakkuman I'm not hot. I'm just BIG. Full Member

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    You are taking immense pleasure from Loma's defeat to a trollish level. Why the dislike for the man?
     
  5. BigBone

    BigBone Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Shhsh, my momma's reading the forums!
    Because The Matrix is a world that's been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
     
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  6. Goose

    Goose Russian oligarch Full Member

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    The matrix was telling everyone that this steak was juicy and delicious, and everyone never thought otherwise, ignorance is bliss.

    You know Loma will not want to remember nothing from last night, he will want his body back on the powerplant, change his career, and become someone important in Ukraine, like an actor.
     
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  7. Goose

    Goose Russian oligarch Full Member

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    Were you reading what BigBone was writing, or were you looking at Loma in green boxing trunks? Read again.
     
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  8. BigBone

    BigBone Boxing Addict Full Member

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    sLomo may type "format c:\" in but he has hardware-level defects and Fimo will smash that backdoor in. Papachenko will be like that 80s bald mustached computer guy that brings a screwdriver to repair a ransomware cloud attack – good luck with that, the times they are a-changin.



    P.S. dat steak! I believe the entire film crew feasted on that one.
     
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  9. EnzoRD

    EnzoRD Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I wouldn't say Lomo got beaten at his own game, he simply wasn't productive enough and didn't let his hands go, whereas Lopez did.
     
  10. Goose

    Goose Russian oligarch Full Member

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    Papachenko was teaching Loma that kung fu in a computer construct. But when it came to reality it was questionable if it was air he was breathing.
    Loma should have stop trying to hit Lopez and just hit him instead, but he simply didn't believe.
     
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  11. BigBone

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    According to my sources Loma failed the jump program and never knew what to do with the Woman in the Red Dress.
     
  12. Goose

    Goose Russian oligarch Full Member

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  13. roughdiamond

    roughdiamond Bronsonville Full Member

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    I saw Vasyl Lomachenko at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
     
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  14. Goose

    Goose Russian oligarch Full Member

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    It seems that Loma was living two lives...in one life he is Vasyl Anatolyevich Lomachenko, a respectable two time gold medalist, has a social security number, pays his taxes, and helps Papachenko carry out his garbage. In another life he is involved in boxing at 135 lb, where he goes by hacker alias Loma. A division he shouldn't even be fighting in. One of these lives has a future and the other does not.
     
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  15. miniq

    miniq Big Stiff Idiot Full Member

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    He actually came out to the matrix soundtrack music

    Imagine buying into your own hype as a veteran :roto2gay::roto2gay::roto2gay:
     
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