So now that Berto is a cheat, we need a new nickname for him.....

unloco · May 18, 2012

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ANDRE BERTO HAITIAN VOODOO SCANDAL by Zeferino Jackson

Much has been said about Manny Pacquiaos meteoric rise to stardom and unique successes in dominating champions in multiple weight classes. The awe generated by his victories was such that fellow boxer and hopefully future opponent Floyd Mayweather accused him of being an abuser of illegal performance enhancing drugs.

It should be noted that Pacquiao has never been found guilty of using banned substances. However, Mayweathers insistence for additional blood and urine testing has shed light on the fact that some performance enhancers are virtually undetectable. Such is the case with the Mexican performance enhancers that some insiders speculate that Israel Vazquez and Michael Vick may be abusing. This lack of detectability may be something that the 26-year-old WBC welterweight champion, Andre Berto, is all too familiar with.

Berto, a Haitian American, was recently featured on an HBO special in which video of his recent trip to Haiti and his humanitarian efforts were displayed for all to see. However, Haitian locals have a different take on Bertos recent visit, his real purpose and his use of performance enhancers not easily obtainable in the United States.

During my recent trip to Haiti, I was able to speak to the highly regarded voodoo priestess and humaniitarian, Marie Demonier, before departing to the Dominican Republic to cover the abuses suffered by the baseball players of that impoverished country.

Demonier had this to say regarding Berto:

A lot of the people come here to help for the much problem we had because of the earthquake. Some of the people come because of the good heart but some for other reason.
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I heard that he went to a witchdoctor for replace the juju but juju cannot be replace.

According to sources, Berto did not react calmly to the news regarding his juju and took to partying with fellow humanitarians in order to calm his frustration.

One partier, Jean Esteban Dure also known as Massisi had this to say about Berto:

Yes, Berto and his brother help out the people and pick the dead body but we think right now around eight girls may be pregnant. Luckily the man cant be pregnant or I might have baby too. A lot of these people come and pick the body by day and have long party with American beers and sex party all the night. They hire me to dance on the pole because people like my rhythm and sexy motion.
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According to this information, it is very possible that Berto has been benefiting from performance enhancing voodoo and therefore cheating his way to the top. Hopefully Floyd Mayweather Jr and the appropriate boxing commissions will look into this in an effort to level the playing field for all combatants and clean up the sport.
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the voodoo priestess and berto's lover/pole dancer were right, berto did lose after his juju disappeared.

Conte tried to duplicate the affect by Berto's juju but he got caught.
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wat

Boom_Boom · May 18, 2012

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Jr.

PetethePrince · May 18, 2012

Another fighter that proposed drug-testing and failed?

Nazarene · May 18, 2012

a-meth berto, andre bertroid, roidre berto, Pedre berto...etc

DogTheBountyMan · May 19, 2012

andre "the one who smelt it dealt it" berto

VecArrow · May 19, 2012

Andre "Flintstones Vitamins" Berto

Jeff M · May 19, 2012

Android Dapidran Bertroid....

motownsiu · May 19, 2012

Andre the giant

DogTheBountyMan · May 19, 2012

Andre Sinclair Berto

Cellz831 · May 19, 2012

Andrugaddict

megavolt · May 19, 2012

lewishamboy said: ↑

Nandre
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This could stick.

Nandre BALCO

Bazt3k · May 19, 2012

VecArrow said: ↑

Andre "Flintstones Vitamins" Berto
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i love it!

Snakefist · May 19, 2012

Andre Balco is the best one

im2risky · May 19, 2012

RealBoxing said: ↑

Andre Pacquiao
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:rofl we have a winner!

Jr Middleweight · May 19, 2012

VecArrow said: ↑

Andre "Flintstones Vitamins" Berto
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Lol

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