So Tyson eats Ali's ear, how does Ali react ?

I’m usually the last person to assume a boxer would be scared by another—I’m just drawing inferences from Ali’s own words. Anyway, I don’t buy that Ali turns into some kind of a vicious superhero when Tyson bites his ear. I think he’d be deeply rattled, to say the least. Silly hypothetical but that’s my take.

 

He'd probably say "Float like a butterfly, hit like a deer, I can't believe this man just bit off my ****in ear."

 

Who cares?

It should be a DQ at that point, by any standard!

If Tyson somehow gains some advantage by it, then it is a sham!

 

c'mon, now..

ali would have ko'ed him, just like holyfield was going to do. to the moon.

 

I laughed at these so hard that I started fearing for my life

 

Sheer brilliance.

 

Same here, good thing there weren't a bunch of people around me at the moment. The thought of Tyson fumbling over "Cassius" amuses me more than it should.

 

It would give Ali some nickname material that’s for sure.