From my boxing blog: http://www.theboxingstop.com/2009/03/killer-robots-from-ukraine-attack.html Here is the whole story so you don't think I'm just click hunting. Killer Robots from the Ukraine Attack! (or My Attempt to Make the Klitschkos Interesting to the American Public) Its happening and its real. Call me crazy. Call me a clown. But dont say I didnt tell you so. Dont say I didnt try to warn you. Killer Robots from the Ukraine are battering men into submission left and right and nobody seems to care! Iron Fist Well, some people are starting to notice. Reports from over 11.5 million eye witnesses say they saw one such robot just last week. Known as Dr. Iron Fist, this killer robot from the Ukraine demolished his braggadocios victim by pummeling the poor sap with a barrage of long, powerful punches that seemed to bewilder the audience and the victim into a mild stupor. Only the audience was able to recover. The victim, identified as former world cruiserweight champion Juan Carlos Gomez, had difficulty communicating with reporters after the incident and could offer no comment or clarification of just what exactly he was trying to do against the fierce robotic warrior. Indeed, reports confirm that the powerful robot toyed with his opponent early in the altercation only to crush the poor fellow with sharp, mechanical accuracy only a fellow robot could appreciate. In equally startling news, the other killer robot was found at the scene too, allegedly cheering on Gomezs destruction. Steelhammer The last such incident, reported by a myriad of onlookers as well, happened last Decemeber. That robot, increasingly referred to by terror stricken audiences as Dr. Steelhammer, used the same awkward, utilitarian tactics to subdue his foe, former heavyweight champion Hasim Rahman. Rahman, who employed an unbelievably brave strategy of trying to fend off the robot's attacks by blocking them with his face and torso, seemed bewildered after the altercation. One unidentified witness was quoted as saying this robot looks vulnerable for defeat. When pressed, though, the witness went on to qualify vulnerable against the other killer robot, I mean. Nobody else has a chance . Still, people are jumping at the opportunity left and right to try and defeat these imposing giants. One such brave man has recently taunted the robots into an upcoming brawl by posing with a fake bust of one of the robots head. In related news, boxer David Haye has recently been determined by doctors to be legally insane. However, doctors warn that further tests will be needed after Hayes physical confrontation with one of the robots (scheduled for this summer) to see if he sustains any more serious damage, as one doctor put it. A Call for Help A reward has been issued for any man that can defeat these destructive mercenaries. The prize: the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship of the World. American fighters are encouraged to apply, but to this date no real American heavyweight contender has been located. Recent reports say some scientist have resorted to attempting to build a time machine to bring former great heavyweight champions back from the past. No word yet on whether this machine has been built and/or any former champions would be willing to take up this important assignment. More to follow...
You can easily tell Vitali is the older of the 2. They built him first, and then built Wlad before they ran out of materials and made his chin from sand instead.
That was pretty cool, though this bit was unintentionally funny: Is that as opposed to being illegally insane?
Robotic as in both brothers are so good they don't need to vary their styles to win matches that kind of robotic? Like their opponents cannot figure out their robotic style? That kind of robotic? ROFL!
Dear Sarah Kind Reagrds. If you are indeed a girl you should go to the lounge ASAP and introduce yourself. The thread will go at least 50 pages if you provide adequate pictures. Jazzo
